Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.

Or am I just a bitch ?

How do you resist the urge to give her a good slap around the ear'ole.

As a male reading this thread all I can say is that some added some of what your missing to my waist (about thirty pounds of it).

Someone also stole my libido but I know who that was and he's going to get an earful next time I see him.

Oh yes. I do that. Then I blush and back out.

Right on cue !

Mmm .......thats all i see when i look in the mirror But then the last 20 yrs have been abit of a blur
You know your past it, when that drop dead georgous guy pats you gently on the head, instead of the backside

And you head would be where, exactly?

Bloody hell, I can't figure out why - you already look 90 in yer avatar I'd be past caring if that were me

I have one of those in my house - she's my daughter!!!

She gets slapped a LOT! (and wonders why)

eerrrrrrr well, I am still going strong, and in an effort to find my body, I must have inadvertently transferred those 28 pounds to you! I wonder how that happened? I'm soooooo sorry Steve (NOT )

Why on my shoulders of course

[QUOTE=Calgal;5312156]Bloody hell, I can't figure out why - you already look 90 in yer avatar I'd be past caring if that were me

I thought it....... darn't say it.