Originally Posted by smelly

I decided to have a poetic five mins for you Bertie as the Karma sent last time obvioulsy didn't work to well. Also for others with homes to sell.

May the best buyer come soon,
so that you are no longer apart
and that your place doesn't get bought,
by some grumpy old fart.
So that you can be in Lethbridge for the best part of the summer
and no longer be in the UK, which can be such a bummer.

May the sterling be strong so you convert wads of dollars,
so that you can buy the house of your dreams and not live in squalor.
So that you come Canada and live out your dream
and freeze your ar-e off like the rest of us
it will be such a scream.........


Oh crap I give up ........I was always rubbish at poems.

I hope it made you smile...I'll get me coat Nerd alert.