Siouxie's Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
Jan 1st 2019, 11:13 am
#31
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Re: Siouxie's Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
Allrighty... thought I was maybe too late 
What do you call:
A man with a seagull on his head?
A female asian person with a food mixer on her head?
A man with a rabbit up his bum?
A man with a paper bag over his head?
What do you call:
A man with a seagull on his head?
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A female asian person with a food mixer on her head?
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A man with a rabbit up his bum?
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A man with a paper bag over his head?
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Jan 1st 2019, 11:44 am
#32
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Re: Siouxie's Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
We keep forgetting to get the crackers out. 
Jan 1st 2019, 12:36 pm
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Re: Siouxie's Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
What do you call an artist who creates sculptures using bike parts
Why did the computer go to see the doctor
What do polar bears eat for lunch
These are actual 'jokes' from the crackers I bought this year.. terrible!
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Why did the computer go to see the doctor
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What do polar bears eat for lunch
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These are actual 'jokes' from the crackers I bought this year.. terrible!
Jan 1st 2019, 12:55 pm
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Re: Siouxie's Christmas Cracker Joke Thread
The female janitor at my work asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
Oct 13th 2019, 9:16 am
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Re: Siouxie's Thanksgiving Cracker Joke Thread
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks
Because it had the drumsticks
Oct 14th 2019, 2:09 am
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Oct 14th 2019, 2:21 am
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Re: Siouxie's Thanksgiving Cracker Joke Thread
Two days ago I saw a trolley full of Christmas cakes in No Frills, and yesterday there was eggnog in Giant Tiger. By my standard of past years (first eggnog), the season is upon us, but it's still a month early by any sensible calendar.
Oct 14th 2019, 4:51 am
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