Well this thread has gone backwards!

FFS think of the children and ladies reading this thread.

and you're worried where all the real men went?

Seriously though, what's the point of the stuff if it leaves shitty little pieces all over the toilet seat and floor? And don't get me started on that cheap toilet paper, it really should come with a "fingers go through" government warning

Sorry had a metrosexual moment there
WTF is it with major department stores only offering single ply bog rolls in their washrooms

Dollar a month? Pffft!
I use a regular old Gillette double-edge razor from the 1950's - pack of ten blades costs a buck, each blade good for 5-6 days. Badger hair brush and a nice, simple Turkish bar soap gives lots of fluffy, creamy, slick lather.

I shave at the weekends with a plain, vanilla cut-throat razor - made in 1895 - that gives the best, closest, smoothest shave EVAH!

www.badgerandblade.com

Less attractive for the staff to steal them.

There's nothing worse than not being able to hold it in until you get home and having to use one of those facilities, then, after wiping off the urine left by the previous user and double lining the seat (and setting up a splash guard) accidentally touching the inside of the toilet with your dick.

I just feel like I want to die when that happens.

Ever tried using a Rolls Razor?

I did once. Just the once

I only shave my chin it's too tricky to do the upper lip so I tweeze those and bleach the remainder.

I like disposables and foam. Well whatever my husband has been using. He's not keen on sharing though.

That is grounds for divorce.

Aaah - the old 'straight razor on a stick'. Didn't like the blade profile so I went back to using my buttery smooth, round-edge straight...Solingen's finest steel (and 100+ years old) only cost me $15, honed and ready.

These multi-blade razors are ridiculous and a total waste of money.

I've got an old Gillette Atra, bought a spare one, bought a ton of spare cartridges in case they ever stop selling them (which they have in Europe) and it works fine.

Gives me a closer shave than I've ever gotten with anything else, if I ever run out of cartridges I'll go to something like a Bic disposable.

My husband uses his hair trimmer, if he has a proper shave he'll use soap and a cheap disposable. He never wears aftershave, even though at times a man wearing aftershave is a complete chick magnet (if it's the right one) and we wouldn't leave the house for the night out

That's what he implies but I don't see why. Surely whiskers are whiskers?