You seem to know an awful lot about this

FL, here's a photo you could use for your avatar...

That picture wouldnt work for me as we are no longer allowed to wear our issued badge
Ties are so yesterday and can pose a health and safety issue as Im sure some BE members would like to lean across the desk and grab me using the tie.
We are now equipped with a fashionable navy blue shirt and big ass flashes on the sleeves as part of our Agencys branding initiative. We also wear navy coloured cargo style pants and CSA approved boots usually the tactical style look. This is topped off with a new lighter improved kevlar bullet (not knife) proof vest. As of today we are now wearing a velcro name tag that identifies us easily to allow you to make your complaints a bit easier rather than trying to remember our 5 digit badge number. Any other item say a poppy or ribbon is strictly forbidden to be worn on the vest as apparently these affect the magic attributes of the vest and will render it useless.
Shades would be optional for me as its not that sunny inside my airport.
At the moment my belt has space for a further 12 pounds of equipment to be placed on it should they deem it necessary or safe enought to issue me with a firearm. It sort of would compliment the expandable baton and OC spray and handcuffs that I carry with room still left open for the maglite flashlight, utility knife or any other piece of equipment I choose to put on it.

No, you misunderstand... that photo is how I imagine you dress on your time off.

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gilette fusion all the way for me

tried a few other brands and ended up with a face like freddy krueger!

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Anybody heard of this?

http://ca.dollarshaveclub.com/

Now I have!

Anyone actually pay for this?

Gillette Sensor and "basic" foam - or the cheaper supermarket copies. Costco in the UK used to stock these at a good price but here they only seem to do the more premium blades (Mach or Fusion don't really know but are 5 blades really necessary?)

It's not truely necessary.

I find it gives me a slightly closer shave, when I shave with a mach 3 I already have some shadow going on, when I use the quattro it generally gets right to the skin. Either way when I wake up it's back again lol.

Every couple of weeks (or so) I trim the facial hair with the shortest setting on the beard trimmer and tidy up the neck and scruffy bits with whatever disposable blade I find lying around in the bathroom - for some reason I've found old, well-used, blades cause no cuts and work just fine (I don't use anything other than water or I dry shave if I can't be arsed to wash my face first).

I once had my arse dry shaved.

And then Arsenal signed you (Arshavin)

I find useless Canadian toilet paper makes me consider getting my crack waxed.