Captain Hook trains llamas to walk the trapeze. He's arranging a show for them at Niagara.

Fledermaus holds the world record for having a conversation with a block of Red Leicester cheese.

mattieuk regularly attends Star Trek conventions dressed as a large Tribble

Mattieuk attends board meetings with the sole intention of straightening paperclips with the power of his mind

Zoe Bell has amazing otherworldly mind powers and can control the movement of the wings of butterflies in the Himalaya. Tibetans who revere her call her "Unaaa'n ah Awahmaaa" (roughly translated as golden bird on high floating on the winds with balls of iron clutching large rocks).

Rich_007 has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

jericho is a member of the people's front of judea

Banahammock is the messiah.

jericho has an obsession with large builders in small, tight, pvc pants.

AmyDavid is an expert in the art of raccoon photography

Bananahammock has a large hairy wart that explodes occasionally showering passers by in puss and fetid hair follicles.

Rich_007 is very proud of his large collection of German Donkey Porn on VHS.

Tangram has whispered into ears of corn..

Joe_Sleepy taught Sting all he knows about tantric sex.

AmyDavid is starting up a roofing company.