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DaveLovesDee Sep 21st 2008 8:51 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806649)
there is a gift wrapped word above but as I am being good I will refrain form biting!!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

We like it when you bite, but it's nicer to be nibbled.

BTW, Sans is French for without if I remember correctly. What is she without, or shouldn't I ask?

sans Sep 21st 2008 9:02 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 6806689)
We like it when you bite, but it's nicer to be nibbled.

BTW, Sans is Frnch for without if I remember correctly. What is she without, or shouldn't I ask?

Haha i use to get called ar sans by mates at school and it stuck..........but i'm now without a desent head on my polisher, as Dazz's head took rather along time to polish up as it was soooooooo big :angel_smile:

mandymoochops Sep 21st 2008 9:31 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6806708)
Haha i use to get called ar sans by mates at school and it stuck..........but i'm now without a desent head on my polisher, as Dazz's head took rather along time to polish up as it was soooooooo big :angel_smile:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

i think we should shrink wrap em lol:thumbup:

sans Sep 21st 2008 10:27 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806770)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

i think we should shrink wrap em lol:thumbup:

Oh Beetle juice Beetle Juice Beetle.....................Juice haha he's a comin:rofl::rofl::eek:

Butch Cassidy Sep 21st 2008 10:28 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6806883)
Oh Beetle juice Beetle Juice Beetle.....................Juice haha he's a comin:rofl::rofl::eek:

I am not coming...........................:o

sans Sep 21st 2008 10:32 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6806884)
I am not coming...........................:o

Oh so sorry ............:p:lol: I knew if i called you'd pop up :D

mandymoochops Sep 21st 2008 10:43 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6806891)
Oh so sorry ............:p:lol: I knew if i called you'd pop up :D

Does that always work :confused: yknow if you call they pop up???

Might have to try that next time and save energy :rofl::rofl::rofl:

sans Sep 21st 2008 10:47 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806911)
Does that always work :confused: yknow if you call they pop up???

Might have to try that next time and save energy :rofl::rofl::rofl:

They do in my house........so i talk ever so quiet haha

Butch Cassidy Sep 21st 2008 10:51 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806911)
Does that always work :confused: yknow if you call they pop up???

Might have to try that next time and save energy :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Who ya gonna call





























Ghostbusters

mandymoochops Sep 21st 2008 11:01 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6806923)
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters



Aaaaaaw mate even by your standards that one was poor :rofl::rofl::rofl:

DaveLovesDee Sep 21st 2008 11:02 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806770)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

i think we should shrink wrap em lol:thumbup:

Aah Bondage, now you're getting kinkier.

Butch Cassidy Sep 21st 2008 2:16 pm

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6806934)
Aaaaaaw mate even by your standards that one was poor :rofl::rofl::rofl:

At least I'm the First Mate. :p

mandymoochops Sep 21st 2008 2:32 pm

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 6806936)
Aah Bondage, now you're getting kinkier.

Quick girls the pirate likes cling film - tosses a roll from the kitchen, he won't struggle if he's enjoying it!!!!


Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6807170)
At least I'm the First Mate. :p

Thats the best one to be!!! :thumbup:

Butch Cassidy Sep 21st 2008 4:53 pm

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6807194)
Quick girls the pirate likes cling film - tosses a roll from the kitchen, he won't struggle if he's enjoying it!!!!



Thats the best one to be!!! :thumbup:

Now then, What was the first mate (suposedly) called in Captain Puggwash?

Oh yes Master Bates. :eek: Well I think I'll be Smee in that case :p

moondevil Sep 21st 2008 9:26 pm

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 
RIGHT BOYS

you'd better run...i have my own basement to sort you lot out

Anyone up for the lancashire stuff ;)

I think we have them out numbered now..quick whilst they arent looking :sneaky:
Sans,kate, mandi come on grab them :thumbsup::wub:

DaveLovesDee Sep 22nd 2008 3:33 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6807379)
Now then, What was the first mate (supposedly) called in Captain Pugwash?

Oh yes Master Bates. :eek:

The character Seaman Staines was only rumour.

dazzlerdaz Sep 22nd 2008 3:57 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6806708)
Dazz's head took rather along time to polish up as it was soooooooo big :angel_smile:

Now your making me blush:o:o (i told you the rumours were true) !

dazzlerdaz Sep 22nd 2008 4:00 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6806337)
Daz, you got your chopper handy??

Its feeling a little tender at the moment :eek: (in fact its red raw....go easy sans:lol:)

kate white Sep 22nd 2008 7:44 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 6806647)
Fresh meat. Hey Kate, would you prefer to be stewed or roasted?

not a chance my hearty I have the pole and chopper ready for you:p

kate white Sep 22nd 2008 7:46 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by moondevil (Post 6807821)
RIGHT BOYS

you'd better run...i have my own basement to sort you lot out

Anyone up for the lancashire stuff ;)

I think we have them out numbered now..quick whilst they arent looking :sneaky:
Sans,kate, mandi come on grab them :thumbsup::wub:

shit ive been trying but talk about slippery buggers:eek: right I will have to try different tactics:sneaky:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 7:50 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by kate white (Post 6809275)
shit ive been trying but talk about slippery buggers:eek: right I will have to try different tactics:sneaky:

That would be as a result of the french polishing, massage oils and Vaseline you ladies have been 'treating' us to. :p

kate white Sep 22nd 2008 7:54 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809289)
That would be as a result of the french polishing, massage oils and Vaseline you ladies have been 'treating' us to. :p

ok who gave the massage:eek:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 7:59 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by kate white (Post 6809300)
ok who gave the massage:eek:

My lips are sealed. :sneaky:

mandymoochops Sep 22nd 2008 8:13 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809320)
My lips are sealed. :sneaky:

Sorry I thought you said message :o :o

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:16 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6809365)
Sorry I thought you said message :o :o

I enjoyed both, next time a little less action a little more conversation???

:o

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:17 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz (Post 6808690)
Its feeling a little tender at the moment :eek: (in fact its red raw....go easy sans:lol:)

Awe sorry Dazz :) But their this stubborn blue mark and the dam thing just wont budge..............(idea ;) ) hang on a mo>>>>>>>>>>>













Here i am..........my granny use to swear by Cabolluks soap and if that fails i've got some scouring powder and a brillo :wub::eek:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:20 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6809380)
Awe sorry Dazz :) But their this stubborn blue mark and the dam thing just wont budge..............(idea ;) ) hang on a mo>>>>>>>>>>>













Here i am..........my granny use to swear by Cabolluks soap and if that fails i've got some scouring powder and a brillo :wub::eek:


Vim??

Just don't get it in his crack. :eek:

mandymoochops Sep 22nd 2008 8:21 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809379)
I enjoyed both, next time a little less action a little more conversation???

:o

;)

Don't you lot try and wriggle out of being hung drawn and quartered using the promise of a conversation.

I think that could be the torture girls - lets hang them and then sit in front of them and talk about shoes and clothes and make up and hair and all the other things they find boring !!!!!!!!

They'll be screaming for mercy within seconds :rofl:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:23 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6809396)
;)

Don't you lot try and wriggle out of being hung drawn and quartered using the promise of a conversation.

I think that could be the torture girls - lets hang them and then sit in front of them and talk about shoes and clothes and make up and hair and all the other things they find boring !!!!!!!!

They'll be screaming for mercy within seconds :rofl:

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Save me............................................
The only thing worse would be exchange rates:sneaky:

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:23 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809391)
Vim??

Just don't get it in his crack. :eek:

Its a vain attempt, but where theirs a will theirs away:lol:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:25 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6809406)
Its a vain attempt, but where theirs a will Hairs away:lol:

Watch out Daz, She's heating the wax :eek:

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:25 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6809396)
;)

Don't you lot try and wriggle out of being hung drawn and quartered using the promise of a conversation.

I think that could be the torture girls - lets hang them and then sit in front of them and talk about shoes and clothes and make up and hair and all the other things they find boring !!!!!!!!

They'll be screaming for mercy within seconds :rofl:

I think they would benefit from a full body wax:thumbsup: What you say MMC???

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:28 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809412)
Watch out Daz, She's heating the wax :eek:

OYE........... that was my line "TUT"

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:29 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6809422)
OYE........... that was my line "TUT"

Sorry but I dont suit a Brazillian :o

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:31 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809427)
Sorry but I dont suit a Brazillian :o

Tuff.............

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:32 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6809430)
Tuff.............

Can I at least wait till Mandy gets back?? She pulls it off quicker:p

Coffeepot Sep 22nd 2008 8:33 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6809427)
Sorry but I dont suit a Brazillian :o

All over Sans, im in the corner keeping track of what they are doing and watch out he has something in his pocket :sneaky:

Butch Cassidy Sep 22nd 2008 8:37 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 6809440)
All over Sans, im in the corner keeping track of what they are doing and watch out he has something in his pocket :sneaky:

Only Billard Balls and a Pencil

sans Sep 22nd 2008 8:37 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 6809440)
All over Sans, im in the corner keeping track of what they are doing and watch out he has something in his pocket :sneaky:

Oh thats Dazz's ear it fell orf ......whilst i was polishing, butch thought it was earie so he hung on to it for comfort :eek:

Coffeepot Sep 22nd 2008 8:38 am

Re: Rats and a Sinking Ship
 

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6809455)
Oh thats Dazz's ear it fell orf ......whilst i was polishing, butch thought it was earie so he hung on to it for comfort :eek:

Thats the funniest ear shape i have ever seen ?


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