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Wot ama gonna doo

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am gonna fix dat rat dats wot am gonna do am gonna fix dat rat

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It must be L.O.V.E :wub:

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Hey Sans hows things - yes Butch and I suspect he has a male admirer (the word male referring to Simeon Gob is used very lightly!)

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You cant fix him.........................





















he aint got no balls

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OMG so you got a post op transexual as a stalker :eek: you don't do things by halves do you!

Hows you by the way :thumbup: Been so busy last few days there's a lot of banter to catch up on :thumbsup:

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Fair to middlin hun. Fair to middlin
:sneaky:

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:huh: guess i'll have to put me polisher away then "TUT":(

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Not surprised with that retard on your case ;) have a hug :wub:

Nah Sans get the belt sander out - that should sort what left out!!!!!!!!

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I dont strikes me that although he has no balls he is a Knob:sneaky:

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See above re belt sander

OUCH

:eek:

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I told you before to wax or use a Bic.

Belt sanders are not to be used for female deforestation:thumbdown:

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aaarggghhhh lmfao deforestation - hahaha - what sort of a word is that you nutter!:rofl::rofl:

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Anyway its starting to get cold here in maple land - no shaving waxing for 6 months and constant jeans wearing woohooo :thumbsup:

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A good one :p

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AAARRRGGGHHHHHH

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flibblebobble

thats another good word :thumbup:

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yeah but mine is a real one
:p

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Noooooo not in Canada haha no more deforesting:p

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WHAT? :blink:

Do you guys have any idea how much of a pain de - hairing every night is eh?

Completely aside from the time aspect you have the "oh shit i've just taken a layer of skin off" issues for which you have to stick toilet roll all over your legs so you don't bleed to death :(

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Yes my point exactly Sans - too frickin cold to remove natures insulation!

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You cant tell me you remove the hairs every night:sneaky:

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Rumbled actually no I don't - probably every other.

Anyway its none of your business :rofl: :rofl:

Might treat meself to a wax before the Calgary meet so people don't think the Sasquatch is alive and kicking :thumbup:

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Could be an idea :eek:

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O-dear not you too:ohmy:

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But it not a rat it a skaky wigga :thumbdown:
I gonna fix that wigga
I gonna hose it down soon.

Them a wigga in my street
Wot is I gonna do

Them a wigga in my street
A skanky wigga yoot

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What he said

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I only understand English, some French and a few phrases in Welsh, German, Italian and Russian. I don't speak pot.

How can you deny my existence M.

Not according to Sans! :rofl:

I thought Sans already chopped it off.

Recipes

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Nope not guilty.....it took all the strength i had disposing of dazz's...........;)

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Blimey - so the rumours are true then :eek:

Hi CH and CP and BC hows the weekend treating everyone? :thumbup:

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Shhhh!!!!! dont say that out loud he'll hear you and he's cocky enough haha
or cockless :lol:

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lol well you know what they say about them as have to brag about it :blink::rofl::rofl: you had a good weekend?:thumbup:

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QUOTE=mandymoochops;6828485]lol well you know what they say about them as have to brag about it :blink::rofl::rofl: you had a good weekend?:thumbup:[/QUOTE]

Not really :frown: have you????

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Not really :frown: have you????[/QUOTE]

Oh dear hun whats happened?

Yes i've enjoyed mine - riding Friday night and Sat morning then over to a friends birthday do in Stettler yesterday evening and just random domestic stuff today so all in all not bad.

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Oh dear hun whats happened?

Yes i've enjoyed mine - riding Friday night and Sat morning then over to a friends birthday do in Stettler yesterday evening and just random domestic stuff today so all in all not bad.[/QUOTE]

We buried my mums ashes on friday ( she died, New Years day) but we couldn't get back then. And i suppose it all became abit real for us, sounds daft i know, after 9 mths............But because we was so far away, it wasn't real :(
And to top it all off.....after 13 wks of roughing it here, sat on hard floors and managing with not alot, waiting for shipment to arrive. I emailed last wk to find out where it was, i had an email back friday pm saying it was sat in a warehouse in bloody Vancouver Errrrrrrrrr!!!!

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Oh Sans really sorry to hear about that - truly I am. No it doesn't sound daft about the "reality bite". I don't know what to say, can pull a joke better than anyone but am really bad with sympathy - at least you have some sort of closure now - have a hug :wub:

So where exactly in the world should the furniture have been as opposed to in Vancouver?

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I dont take sympathy very well and dont tend to broadcast that type of thing either. And i'm great at mopping the mess up, but useless at the hand holding ;)

North Lincolnshire at least acouple of wks ago Can you hear me shouting haha bloody useless them sodding C's :blink:
Its suppose to of left Vancouver on the 24th of June and i was told depending on available boats it would take 8-12 wks :curse: I guess they couldn't find a suitable Kayak.............:mad:

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Oh bloody hell thats the last thing you need! And i bet you're in the "we won't get anymore furniture cos ours will be arriving soon" mindset at the mo?

Have they given a reason for its failure to leave Canadian shores yet?

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Yep was trying very hard not to buy stuff................Its amazing what you can cook in one pan lols
Have tho had to give in and buy stuff, the air beds were borrowed and they needed them back.............so i have had to buy mattresses i couldn't face another airbed, just bought 3 duvets etc :frown: All my cloths are in shipment winter coats etc

They just said someones been sacked and they'd never arranged the shipment. They wouldn't pack the stuff till they had payment :curse: I'm thinking some sort of compo is in order here.............Still not got my cheque for the house tax they charged us twice for either.

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Can i help Sans, i have a king size bed and mattress in London you can have ?
i have spare pans here and lots of other stuff hun ?? clothes well i think mine would drown you as your a tiny person ;) i do have 2 air bed thingys but you don't want those ?


Have you looked on Freecycle not for beds but for other stuff ??