Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6839911)

Whose doing something wonderful! :thumbup:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6839911)

Your woman :eek: (blimey never been called a woman before :ohmy:)

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6839911)

Whose doing something wonderful! :thumbup:

Your woman :eek: (blimey never been called a woman before :ohmy:)

Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz (Post 6839940)

She`s after the "money" Butch...........be very careful :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6839945)

Its the least I can give her ;)

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6839945)

Its the BEAST I can give her ;)

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6839938)

Its late in the evening
Shes wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her make up
And brushes her long blonde hair
And then she asks me
Do I look alright
And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight

We go a party
And everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
Thats walking around with me
And then she asks me
Do you feel alright
And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight

I feel wonderful
Because I see the love light in your eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just dont realize
How much I love you

Its time to go home now
And Ive got an aching head
So I give her the car keys
She helps me to bed
And then I tell her
As I turn out the light
I say my darling, you were wonderful tonight
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight

I detest that song!!!!!



Well last time I checked (on facebook I might add) you seemed to have all the attributes of a woman:confused:

Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz (Post 6839940)

She`s after the "money" Butch...........be very careful :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6839945)

Its the least I can give her ;)

Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz (Post 6839955)

Oh i pee !

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6839962)

Its the gun isn't it?



Sorry Daz I earn my own and certainly won't ever be after a guy for that!



See above quote re money!!!!!

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6839962)

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6839968)

I shall consider myself seriously reprimanded on ALL counts

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840011)

:wub: I would never reprimand you - just steer you gently towards my way of thinking!

Daz don't worry bout the gun, no gophers were harmed during the making of that photograph!

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840231)

Several potential Boyfriends now sing soporano, but the gophers escaped unscathed

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840764)

I'm all for preserving the cute and cuddly!

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840918)

:(:o:eek:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840929)

Blimey flower lost for words - there's a first! lol

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840933)

Had my mouth full............................................

or was that just wishful thinking:confused:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840939)

Step away from the bacon (I bet its all crispy the length of time its been down in this cellar by now anyway)

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840947)

Funny bacon :confused:


Looked like chopped liver, tasted like fish paste and had hairs in it:confused:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840950)

not mine then - not if it has hairs in it :angel_smile:

(as an aside has anyone noticed on the "more" smilies, the embarrassed smiley is spelled wrong!)

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840954)

You took my advice and waxed then??

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840964)

Yes thanks hun :wub: you're so in touch with your feminine side. That stuff you recommended that you did your arse with was spot on :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840967)

And it didnt cause you any issues? You know with your genital warts???

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840975)

made a couple a bit larger but nothing to write home about :o coming to think of them as friends now - may even get them some crabs as company :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840979)

Crabs????? I thought they were bloody lobsters............biggest ones I'd ever seen last I was down there :eek:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840981)

Oh you were there were you - funny couldn't feel a thing (;))

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840984)

cant say I'm shocked.........................................


could drive a bloody dray through there

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840987)

mmmm tbh its not the first time i'd heard the phrase "sausage up an alley" either :(:blink:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840989)

Or in your case Back alley :p

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6840990)

Which reminds me - how much were those strap ons that you were so fond of again????:confused:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6840993)

Nah I think you got me mixed up with Daz, My Todger is still in full working order:p

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841011)

awwww my little darling you misunderstand.

I was referring to those ones that you picked out of the catalogue for your lady friend to wear so you can experience some erm - rear end loving :rofl:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841016)

OH NO now you're confusing me with SimeonGob:rofl:

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841020)

Yes I wonder how the dear fellow is - not seen him around lately - maybe we are just too juvenile for someone of that intelligence level to lower themselves to.

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841021)

Which reminds me whatever Happened to our marketing guru???

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841026)

lurking still you think?

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841016)

OH NO now you're confusing me with SimeonGob:rofl:

Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz (Post 6841632)

I`m sorry Butch but "SimeonGob" and "Simpletongb" are now Trademarks of the "DAZZLERDAZ INDUSTRIAL CORPORATION of KAMLOOPS" or "D.I.C.K" for short !

"SimeonPC" (a computer for people with learning disabilities) and
"SimeonunPC" (a computer for people called simeon)
are both "patent pending"

Thank you
Dazzlerdaz of D.I.C.K



ps does that mean i`ve got my d.i.c.k. back ?

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841757)

If SimpleGob sees you you'll get a dick up your backside

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841822)

lol I love that name SimpleGob - thats his new tag!

Is a simeonbus one of those special ones that window lickers get on in the morning!!!?