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Steve are you a season ticket holder??



I have my reasons for asking

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Yes, have been since day one of the franchise. :):)

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Ok so thats my offer out the window then :p

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Sorry CP almost lost it there for a moment - nails done and make up spotless (does my bum lok big in this????)

Right we need a plan

I like your thinking Kate - lure them round to a beautifully refinished house - play feeble female and say the boiler has broken in the basement would they care to help you fix it......... and then bang we got em in there :thumbup:

I can't see this going wrong ;)

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men are so easy:rofl: when it comes to woman (sorry guys) but a bit of skirt and a wink from a good looking woman and they are gone brain dead, so all we need is a good looking woman willing to trap them and bobs yar uncle. since im out of the running being a old hag:p who can we get to lour them down to the basement? moondevil sans or coffiepot or yourself:sneaky: even men in drag would do if they are that way inclined:rofl:

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Thats the cutest bum I've seen in oh.............................. 5 seconds


Would that be the bunny boiler???:p

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Dunno thought you'd killed em all off - are you telling me there are some screaming in pain down there still :mad: :mad:

Treading on thin ice guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! us women can stick together when push comes to shove :rofl:

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Hi Mandy,

Well thanks for noticing my cute butt:p

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Yw hun (do you think anyone can see past this ruse of flattery to get into the guy camp and murder you all :confused: :confused:)

Your hair looks nice today as well :wub::wub:

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What hair:confused:






































I had my ass waxed:p

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TMI there Butch :(


(shit ladies thats the b,s, and c torture out the window - we got one here that likes it :huh:)

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I thought we told each EVERYTHING:o

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I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED AT LEAST ONE PM WHERE YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU ENJOYED HAVING YOUR SHORT AND CURLIES RIPPED OUT AT THE SEAMS WITH HOT WAX :eek::eek: :rofl::rofl:

roflmao

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haha hasnt got me on that hook yet....im still running :ohmy:

Maybe not for long as mother has given me wine and double chocolate ice-cream :(

All you need girl's is a chippy tea and both men will come running :thumbsup:

Right guy's party at mine, good lancashire chippy tea and plenty of bitter :p

(shhhhhh girl's, the meal is served in the basement...haha caught them)

:eek:

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You forgot to add that we will be wearing skimpy french maid outfits :thumbup:

that should seal the lid on the coffin

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:thumbup::thumbup:

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OH Boys :wub: we got something for you :wub::wub:

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hair hair did someone mention hair :rofl::rofl:

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don't matter about the hair Sans get in the cupboard and put this on

<throws black maids outfit at Sans, pushes her into the bedroom and awaits for her to come out looking ravishing!>

3 onto one now Butch be very afraid - I like these odds girls.

To coin a phrase "Your ass is grass and we're coming like a flymo" (no reference to hairy buts intended :rofl:)

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OK what time should we be over?? :thumbsup:

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You could at least change out of your work clothes Mandy:sneaky:

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Yeah I've heard you can be vocal when you come:eek:

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MANDY................

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I'm a bird we don't know what that feels like hahahahaha

(silently curses for buying a talking vibrator that blabs all your secrets :()

(cheers for the heads up on the work uniform though - thought I was getting some funny looks yesterday :()

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Oye ..........You gonna let me out this bloody cubboard ...........MANDY...:curse: MA..NDY..........KATE ......let me out KATE :cry_smile:come on guys let me out peazzzzzz let me out....., its dark and it smells...guys guys ........LET ME OUT :(

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Daz QUICK we've got one trapped. Get your chopper out man!!!!

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You come any where near me with that thing and and i swear...when i get out of this bloody cubboard........i'll turn the french polisher on you:lol::p

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Daz likes a bit of french:p

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Does she have a work permit or handcuffs?

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Yes she has anything you need we are sirens dontcha know!!!!!

Shit soz Lorna had issues with running in these blasted stillettos :o good job you're keeping them mezmerised.

(thinks now what doo we do?)

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Girls...........We got them.........

i put sleeping powder in the babies heads :eek::thumbsup:

Right quick let san out of the cupboard......ONE SAVED

NOW quick get the others out!!!!!!!!

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NOT so fast you:mad:.

Now what the hell is Sans doing to Daz:eek:

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Shes tying him up real tight - you go girl i've got the mouthy one :thumbsup:

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You leave Bazzz alone :mad:

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Lucky Daz. Who are you referring to mademoiselle.

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Shut up or you'll be next


eeeeeewwwwwww why is there a piece of string ahnging from this ones mouth:confused:

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I think its that time of the month:o

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You joining the boys Cap'n or are you a turncoat???

:rofl:

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Drops Bazzz on his head and the offending article shoots out - when did they start using bacon?:confused:

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Ah the other time of the month:rofl: