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Not so fast you (swings string with Bacon attached and lasoos Butch skillfully by the legs - brings him crashing down to the ground)


oh shit i just broke a nail wwwwhhhhaaaahhhhh :(

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oh crap theres a third one here i didn't even see

Ladies heeeelp theres one in stealth mode yelling something about a hook :eek:

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That wasnt my Leg:eek:

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stands back to admire the roping job - nice tackle :thumbup::thumbup:

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Thanks :o

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snaps herself out of it and leaves Butch writhing in agony on the floor (will deal with you in a moment ;))

Right Captain - (ooh Moon nice moves on Daz there!!!) I too have a hook I am not afraid to use

:curse:

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<butch wriggles loose and locks the basement door before swallowing the key>

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Lucky for us I used to be in the girl guides and am always prepared - low and behold pocket laxitive

Now open wide theres a good boy - i do still have a hook :mad:

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Yes and I have a pole :p

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Pretty please Mr Cassidy - oooh this french maids outfit is lovely isn't it - would you like to feel??? :wub: :wub:





Sans where the hell are you - I am having to revert to cheap shots in an attempt to get close to this slippery little sucker - and i'm sure theres a pirate lurking about somewhere too.

We are locked in the basement the situation is not looking good

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I thought you were changing out of your work clothes

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You've locked the door :( could you be a lamb and ever so masterfully kick it open then please :confused::confused:

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NO, but if you would care to follow me I can certainly show you another very nice room specially designed for 'ladies' like you






(One where you can excercise your skill in the culinary arts)

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:beer::beer: Thought i deserved afew of these seeing how you left me in that bloody cubboard all night :curse:...............Well Daz is sorted........I've done the french polishing and he's ready for being hung,dried and quartered :unsure:
I have a bone to pick with Butch when you've finished with his tackle:blink:

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oooooohhhhhh my head !.....arrrrhh WTF happened to my **** :confused: its been polished :eek::eek::eek: (nice job though:thumbup:)
Right then....no more Mr nice guy from me !
Dont worry Bazzz, i`m off to find BC and we WILL be back for you (maybe)
I knew keeping that spare key secreted in my (insert here) was worth all the pain !

Just you wait girls.....................

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They look more like claws to me.

As long as it's only the one East European you have.

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Sorry was just in the kitchen making us all breakfast before round 2 ok to recap

Sans has polished Daz's "insert here" which is also where he keeps the spare key for the basement we all seem to be locked in

Butch needs to be fed laxitives to "get rid" of the orginal key in case Daz can't find his

Captain Hook thinks we have claws and foreign visitors

Moon has disappeared

Bazzzz is - well - uuurgggghhhhh

and in case anyone hasn't noticed THERE'S BODIES ON MEAT HOOKS HANGING ALL AROUND:rofl:

Pancakes cream and maple syrup anyone :wub:

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OK Ms Moochops How would you like some sausage to go with your Pancake???:sneaky:

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I thought you still had the rope burns in your sausage?????

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Is the cream whipped :p Mmm yes please.

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coming right up me hearties - now all sit nicely for the next 10 hours I have stuff to do

Try not to kill each other - its Sunday can we play nice for a while :thumbsup:

Retires to the kitchen - brings out everyones brekkie and disappears ;)

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Just take a wee nibble and see if its too your taste. BTW you look particularly nice in that robe.

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kk back for 5 while a layer dries.

thanks for the compliment kind sir - ohh a bite of the sausage - don't mind if I do.























Is there meant to be bone in that :ohmy:

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Thought you may enjoy the bone:sneaky:

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Well thanks but it got stuck in the back of my throat and I nearly choked :mad:

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Sorry Mandy, I didn't realise it was THAT BIG. :o

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Well you just be careful with it :sneaky:

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Yeah I better :o

Then again I guess I could always use it to tempt others to the basement. Daz, you got your chopper handy??

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I think he's still enjoying Sans polishing it :eek::rofl:

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What are you suggesting? :confused::eek:

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Why nothing read his comments above and draw your own conclusions :rofl:

You ought to get in line for a polish - she scrubs em up good ready for drawing and quartering.

Now shall I mount mine in the living room on a teak base I wonder :confused:

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Shouldn't your's mount you:confused:

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Some of us are already hung :o

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what, out to dry???

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fighting talk thats what I like to see BRING IT ON :rofl: nothing better than a man suffering with a hangover:rofl:

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yay reinforcements (about bloody time)

Sans is still polishing Daz

I'm discussing with Butch the best positions for mounting

The captain, young lady - is all yours - enjoy.

This makes it even now bring it on guys :curse:

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Fresh meat. Hey Kate, would you prefer to be stewed or roasted?

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there is a gift wrapped word above but as I am being good I will refrain form biting!!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

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Yes Mandy we are well aware that you like to be spit roasted :p

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Yay!! all shiney refreshed and ready and he's to be hung low i think..............................So what do you think MMC should we salt them or smoke em ;)