Perhaps P.M needs to have a chinwag with Donald Trump about how to bag a young exotic?

Maybe i'm old fashioned but doesn't good old 'love' come into it anywhere

Only before the 'tumble'......after is a new ball game....get your kit off, yer on next....I wish!

There are plenty of ways to spice up a tough old ugly looking piece of mutton.....but it's still a...

Yeah....love for the moolah Tina Turner saw it differently in one of her songs

Anna Nicole Smith, Heather McCartney, et al am sure will agree they married for love

If Donald, Mick Jagger or Paul were truck drivers, do you think they will be banging the kind of women they have?

Sorry am lost Is this squaddie humour?

You need to remain lost for 48hrs before we can raise an AMBER ALERT

Apparently she is rich and/or potentially rich in her own right, so sort of pisses on the bonfire of some posters' gold digging accusations.

Plus he could be marrying Tommy the two-toed dwarf who's a poor as a church mouse, who gives a toss?

I've seen quite a few photos of him recently, and underneath that magnificently luxurious auburn mane, he always seems to be pulling the same sort of startled face... eyebrows raised, eyes wide, and his little cat's-arse mouth pursed up into a little "o" shape. And he's usually giving the thumbs up.

Silly old sod.

Apparently everyone who has posted on this thread.... oh the irony.

Good luck to both of them