The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Jul 29th 2008, 7:45 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Jul 29th 2008, 7:57 am
#5777
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Jul 29th 2008, 7:59 am
#5778
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:00 am
#5779
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
yoo hoo - how are we all tonight?
Jul 29th 2008, 8:11 am
#5780
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:17 am
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:20 am
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:21 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
I am grumpy - went up to BBC tv centre to see Mock the Week being filmed - but cos tubes wsere slow - we were late and couldnt get in!!!!!
Jul 29th 2008, 8:23 am
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:23 am
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Jul 29th 2008, 8:24 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
he he - have just been chatting to my kids on sype / video cam. There are in Spain - in restauran/bar with my m and D - my ma looks alittle piddled!! 
