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Old Jul 29th 2008, 7:00 am
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Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
What can i say....i would love to go to Italy with you but the OH had other ideas......

Great news about number 2 son...it's best to stay out of the 48 degree sun...

Heard you had a great time camping
I like Italy, good food and wine

A place I would like to go back to one day if I can.
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I thought you already did.....
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Old Jul 29th 2008, 7:01 am
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What can i say....i would love to go to Italy with you but the OH had other ideas......

Great news about number 2 son...it's best to stay out of the 48 degree sun...

Heard you had a great time camping
Camping was great..........it definitely has become fashionable....I kid you not there were 3 families next to our pitch 2 tents between them lots of kids and 3 cars parked on pitch......New Range Rover, New BMW Estate and 2 year old Porsche Carrera....

...weather was hot and place was nice..........couldn't have ask for more....
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Camping was great..........it definitely has become fashionable....I kid you not there were 3 families next to our pitch 2 tents between them lots of kids and 3 cars parked on pitch......New Range Rover, New BMW Estate and 2 year old Porsche Carrera....

...weather was hot and place was nice..........couldn't have ask for more....
were posh down here you know
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I like Italy, good food and wine

A place I would like to go back to one day if I can.
One of my favourite countries......we go to an ex colleague who retired to restore a three story Tuscan Villa in a place called Bagni di Lucca......his best mates in the village are the restaurant owner and bar owner............

.......sitting down and watching the world go by I love the best......

......horses heads are still used in them parts I'm told

...you don't see many Italians abroad because they say they already live in the best place on earth so why travel
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were posh down here you know
I agree with that.

........most of the tattoos were spelt correctly..........
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A mate sent me an email which shows questions and answers which were collected from last year's GCSE exam results. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!

If you've seen them before stop me.........................there are several sections

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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I agree with that.

........most of the tattoos were spelt correctly..........
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Originally Posted by jimmydean
A mate sent me an email which shows questions and answers which were collected from last year's GCSE exam results. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!

If you've seen them before stop me.........................there are several sections

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Haven't seen these, very funny, quite worrying though
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Originally Posted by jimmydean
A mate sent me an email which shows questions and answers which were collected from last year's GCSE exam results. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!

If you've seen them before stop me.........................there are several sections

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

very funny...
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Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

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Biology

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
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Biology

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
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Afternoon (my time) to you all!!!!

I'm just off to the pool, yet as it's a holiday, I'm just finishing a glass of cold wine first!1!!

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Afternoon (my time) to you all!!!!

I'm just off to the pool, yet as it's a holiday, I'm just finishing a glass of cold wine first!1!!

Bxx
Hi Bandit,

Hows the hols going?, sounds relaxing
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