Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6959708)

Smart ass indeed!! Where did the rest of the crowd go? :unsure:

So this is what happens in your old age!!

Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good days,' when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?'

Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Grandma pressed a little farther, 'Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?'

Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, 'Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?'

Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, 'Honey, where are you going?'

Grandpa replied, 'To get my teeth!' :eek:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6959715)

Thats gross.....:rofl:

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6959764)

I like this one:rofl:

Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, 'Are we poisonous snakes?'

The other replied, 'You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?'

To which the first replied, 'Because I just bit my tongue'
:rofl:

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6959886)

So did he die then :blink:

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6959889)

I guess he must have done!!

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6959962)

I'm struggling tonite...i keep losing Internet Explorer .......

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6959593)

I know.....he's a bloody stalker:rofl:

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6959971)

Well my wireless keeps stopping so I have had to use the wire which is a bit short so I can't sit where I want to!

Originally Posted by The_Bax (Post 6959988)

He is only A stalker - I am THE Stalker!:sneaky:

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6959993)

Thats what i call dedication lols.....So how are you doing really?

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6960011)

Pretty good! Off to see my Dad on Saturday so that wil be good!!:thumbup:

Originally Posted by sans (Post 6960017)

Where does your dad live???

Originally Posted by High numbers (Post 6960019)

He lives in a house:rofl:

Sorry the in States