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Really?

Two dumb sheep are walking on the grasslands. Suddenly they both fall into a hole. They can't get out.

The first dumb sheep starts to shout: "Help!! Help!!" It does not seem to work. No help is coming. The first dumb sheep shouts again: "Help!!! Help!!" The second dumb sheep says: "It might help if we shout together." The first dumb sheep shouts: "Together!! Together!!" :rofl:

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Bloody ell FK :lol: 10.000 post.......You busy girl.

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She never stops talking:rofl:

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I know......big talker me:o

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Cheeky chops....or lamb chops:rofl:

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Ewe or me:eek:

What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?

I am ewe. :rofl:

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haha every time FK speaks HN answers ;):p

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I know.....he's a bloody stalker:rofl:

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Well at least I can get a word in (just):rofl:

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That shut everyone up!!:rofl:


A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his office and said,

'There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.

Claims he's invisible.'

The psychiatrist responded, ' O.K.,Tell him I can't see him.'

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Think i have walked into the wrong bar tonight, usually pole dancers not comedians :rofl:

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He's on a roll......:rofl:

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Yep a cheese roll:rofl:

Well all the pole dancers are off the stage so I thought I would do a turn.

Here is a little story about FK which she had asked me not to repeat so I will say it only once:rofl: Sorry FK;)

FK was lost in her car in a bad snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snowplow and follow it.

Pretty soon a snowplow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver of the snowplow got out and asked what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded, and said, 'Well I'm through with the Wal-mart lot, now you can follow me over to the K-mart.'

Now I am really dead:rofl:

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Smart Ass....:rofl:

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Smart ass indeed!! Where did the rest of the crowd go? :unsure:

So this is what happens in your old age!!

Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good days,' when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?'

Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Grandma pressed a little farther, 'Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?'

Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, 'Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?'

Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, 'Honey, where are you going?'

Grandpa replied, 'To get my teeth!' :eek: