Give her some crazy pedigree name like "Princess Sherbert Bertha Manchewitz" and nickname her something very simple like Dot or Blackdot

Says who?????? Its generic

mmmm OK so Princess Maple of the Prairies would suffice - May for short

Acceptable in AB, I guess.

Exactly, a nice redneck name

Why not call her Alberta?

That would be quite good actually - Bert for short!!!!!!


Nope shes a Maple

We took our tortie to the vets yesterday as she wasn't weightbearing on her front right leg. She's ok, they reckon she has been in a fight and been bitten on that leg, she's had some antibiotics and antiinflammatories. Anyroad, while I was there I asked about the putting the cat in the basket thing to show her who's boss etc.

They weren't impressed, said it wouldn't work with a cat. They laughed even. Kindness is the way to go even with spawned by the devil cats.

What kind of a name is Maple.

Mog short for moggy.

But thats what our cat is called.

Though it's spelled Mogh, as in the Klingon, she's rather mean looking at times



er , was that too dorky???

, you've come over all trekky!!

I know, it's true

What about "Mabel"..........a sort of "Maple" with a UK twist?

Barbie Q?

(Ant N') Deck.

Poor puss!

There's a lot of those around centre street and 15th ave in Calgary..............
Mind you looking at the faces I'm NOT suprised nobody wants the pussy.