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Oink Mar 17th 2010 5:19 am

Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
 

Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 8426961)
I should never have tried to become a vegetarian, it was a missed steak.


I bought my girlfriend a book called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking, because not only is she a vegetarian.

exgeordie Mar 17th 2010 8:28 am

Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
 
47% of people masterbate, 53% lie

Danny B Mar 24th 2010 2:00 am

Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
 
I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

Oink Mar 24th 2010 2:48 am

Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
 
Some one told my granddad that his baldhead reminded them of a light bulb. So say the least, he was incandescent with rage.

Bali2010 Mar 24th 2010 9:23 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8444572)
Some one told my granddad that his baldhead reminded them of a light bulb. So say the least, he was incandescent with rage.

Ah, this will have limited life - the youf of today will soon only know fluorescent, halogen or LED:p

Danny B Mar 24th 2010 2:15 pm

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Talking of lights...The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

Gremmie Mar 25th 2010 5:45 am

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A woman who cooks greens and peas in the same pot is said to be very unhygenic :confused::confused:


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