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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
The great chef put in much thyme while learning his craft in Amsterdam - he likes to call them his 'Holland days.'
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He'd lie awake all night long, wondering if there really is a dog. :huh: |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7959936)
The most offence part of that is underlined :thumbdown:
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Not a joke, but I always thought that this was an exceptionally clever anagram (seeing as this thread is about the English language):
A man, a plan, a canal... Panama! Has anyone got amy other good ones like that? |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 7961925)
Not a joke, but I always thought that this was an exceptionally clever anagram (seeing as this thread is about the English language):
A man, a plan, a canal... Panama! Has anyone got amy other good ones like that? |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7961930)
I think you mean palindrome
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by geo4
(Post 7921136)
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 7961925)
Not a joke, but I always thought that this was an exceptionally clever anagram (seeing as this thread is about the English language):
A man, a plan, a canal... Panama! Has anyone got amy other good ones like that? Or the Japanese carmaker's advert extolling the combination of performance and protection in their vehicles: A Toyota. Race fast, safe car. A Toyota. Or the regular in a Cajun diner placing his order: "Yo, Bob! Mug o'gumbo, boy!" |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper t*ts. |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 7965018)
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper t*ts. |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 7965018)
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper t*ts. |
Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7961930)
I think you mean Palin drone?
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Re: For the lovers of the english language.....
Originally Posted by CaptainHook
(Post 7966477)
I severely dislike that woman. Her voice just goes on and on.
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