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What do you call and Afghani with a black eye?
. . . BIN LEATHERED What do you call a scouser with an O Level . . . LYING BLEEDER. What do you call a scouser with a shell suit ? . . . THE BRIDE. What do you call a scouser in a semi-detached house ? . . . A BURGLAR. What do you call a scouser in a suit ? . . . THE ACCUSED. What do you call a man with a registration plate on his head? . . . REG. IF HE IS RELATED R REG. |
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If offended by swear words or sexist jokes - don't click the spoiler.
What do you call a hundred naked women laying on top of each other? . . . Spoiler:
What do you call a fanny with teeth? . . . Spoiler:
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Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)
What do you call a woman with two c***s? Mrs. Neville What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you ****ing racist. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10569280)
Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)
Unless we are reprimanded by the mods :thumbdown: |
Re: a joke
What do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France?
Spoiler:
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Animal
(Post 10569227)
What do you call a deer with one eye
. . A one Eyed Dear. What do you call a deer with no eyes ? . . No Idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs . . . Still no Idea Spoiler:
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10569280)
Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)
What do you call a woman with two c***s? Mrs. Neville What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you ****ing racist. Do I have to get my redacting pen out. Please, spare me the trouble. "Its a joke" is of course the most feeble and week minded defence of sexist racist or homophobic statements out there. Need I say more? Or I could just move this to TIO and wash my hands of it.... |
Re: a joke
Of course not.
(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.)
Originally Posted by iaink
(Post 10569345)
I am now.
Do I have to get my redacting pen out. Please, spare me the trouble. "Its a joke" is of course the most feeble and week minded defence of sexist racist or homophobic statements out there. Need I say more? |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10569356)
Of course not.
(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.) Im still not clicking on any of your spoilers though, so you can probably get away with murder that way:p |
Re: a joke
What do you call a lion wearing a trendy hat?
A dandy lion. |
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Whats the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicans wand?
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 10569222)
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Doug. Douglas. |
Re: a joke
Originally Posted by misplacedheidi
(Post 10572001)
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
Douglas. Spoiler:
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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Spoiler:
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Spoiler:
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Re: a joke
Originally Posted by iaink
(Post 10571157)
Whats the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicans wand?
Spoiler:
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