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Old Jan 13th 2010 | 7:40 am
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Originally Posted by dbd33
I somehow doubt that'd go over any better than the smoking.
Yeah you're probably right....moving swiftly on
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 7:42 am
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Isn't that only the case if you can find bigger and bigger men who are huge and hard and go for hours and hours and you just love it so much you go back again and again and again?



Please explain how this works. Is there a butt plug piece to the surgical nappy? If not what is being measured and why does it take a nurse to do it?
She works with HIV patients , and most have to wear nappies as they kind of weep from the back passage after years of anal sex, there are big butts and little butts.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 7:45 am
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
Agh, you clarty wee bugger. I was eating a corndog when I read that. Put me right off it.

Anyway, you're far too young to come on here and start giving advice to people about bottage, whether front or otherwise. You're making me think of the 16 year old William Hague haranguing at the Tory Party conference.
That did make me smirk a bit
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 7:55 am
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Nothing like the mention of HIV to kill the fun, is there?
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 8:02 am
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Originally Posted by ireland2canada
Nothing like the mention of HIV to kill the fun, is there?
ahhhh shucks...you can still have fun folks but just be careful, I know what you old un's are like when you got to much time on your hands
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 8:10 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
ahhhh shucks...you can still have fun folks but just be careful, I know what you old un's are like when you got to much time on your hands
Oh so I've heard, yes, the old un's are very badly behaved.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:02 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She works with HIV patients , and most have to wear nappies as they kind of weep from the back passage after years of anal sex, there are big butts and little butts.
So they all have Bad AIDS then, no innocent sufferers of Good AIDS. from blood transfussions and the like?
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:18 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
If they do they will have to wear surgical nappies when they get older as the muscles in the anus stretch and lose their elasticity after constant anal sex, my girlfriend is a nurse and she has to measure people for them... sorry for the bad news you bum lovers.
...ahh, you're just bitter 'cause she won't take it up the bum.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:40 am
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...ahh, you're just bitter 'cause she won't take it up the bum.
She will actually, it's me who will not....if you get my drift
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:48 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She will actually, it's me who will not....if you get my drift
It'd be helpful if you made that clearer. You'll take her up the Gary but don't want the same done to you? Bit of an equality problem there. What about objects; vibrators, strap ons and so on, do you think they'll make your bum leak?
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:50 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
ahhhh shucks...you can still have fun folks but just be careful, I know what you old un's are like when you got to much time on your hands
HEY.........less of the old
I am not that old thank you and neither are some who are posting, well maybe a few of them are, but i am NOT
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:52 am
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Originally Posted by lancashirebird
HEY.........less of the old
I am not that old thank you and neither are some who are posting, well maybe a few of them are, but i am NOT
That's good to hear. I was beginning to worry that the youth of today are all bumophobic.

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Old Jan 13th 2010 | 9:59 am
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Originally Posted by dbd33
It'd be helpful if you made that clearer. You'll take her up the Gary but don't want the same done to you? Bit of an equality problem there. What about objects; vibrators, strap ons and so on, do you think they'll make your bum leak?
She would do it as she has done it with a a previous boyfriend but I am not that keen to be honest, Too much/too vigorous anal sex can lead to a weakening of these muscles leading to anal incontenance, a tampon up their bottom or a pad has to be used to prevent leakage (this is obviously in extreme cases!) I would always tell folks to give it a try if they feel comfortable with it, just be aware of doing it safely!
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:00 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She would do it as she has done it with a a previous boyfriend but I am not that keen to be honest, Too much/too vigorous anal sex can lead to a weakening of these muscles leading to anal incontenance, a tampon up their bottom or a pad has to be used to prevent leakage (this is obviously in extreme cases!) I would always tell folks to give it a try if they feel comfortable with it, just be aware of doing it safely!
Sage advice from one so young.

<shoves tampon up where the sun don't shine>
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:02 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She will actually, it's me who will not....if you get my drift
....then how on earth do you manage to put up with her leaky bum?
 


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