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Old Jan 11th 2010 | 8:36 am
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This is abit of fun that has been going round on facebook........
Add your fine up and just put in your response "My fine is ........."

Lets see who gets the highest and lowest (and be honest guys/girls )

Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 8:38 am
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Is this cumulative, or can you only be fined for each offence once...
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 8:40 am
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As you know LB, my fine on FB is £445.60.....oh pray tell, where is your score missus hmmmmm?????
 
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Originally Posted by iaink
Is this cumulative, or can you only be fined for each offence once...
I think everyone is doing it just once
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 8:54 am
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Originally Posted by iaink
Is this cumulative, or can you only be fined for each offence once...
You only use it once, so if you smoked pot you only add it once
Not the 1000's of times you actually did it

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Originally Posted by farjojo71
As you know LB, my fine on FB is £445.60.....oh pray tell, where is your score missus hmmmmm?????


My fine is £560.10..............................

and before you start on me someone on FB is way higher than me
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 8:57 am
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Originally Posted by lancashirebird
You only use it once, so if you smoked pot you only add it once
Not the 1000's of times you actually did it
What if you didn't inhale?
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:00 am
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Originally Posted by rwin
What if you didn't inhale?
Still counts
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:01 am
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Originally Posted by Almost Canadian
Doesn't one simply have to be a two timing theiving slapper to get a decent score
Yes I found that considerably helped my score
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:02 am
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Originally Posted by farjojo71
Yes I found that considerably helped my score
SO helped mine as well, although i missed out on the 50p
everyone seems to have 60p LOL
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:05 am
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My, it all adds up doesnt it 465.10!

At least I've not pissed in the pool (unless i was a little kid and dont remember)
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:09 am
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Originally Posted by iaink
(unless i was a little kid and dont remember
That excuse worked for me
 
Old Jan 11th 2010 | 9:18 am
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Oh My 385.10... oh I have been bad! those were the days eh

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$6,700,540.67
 
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OH dear I must be (totally) morally corrupt




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