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Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:03 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She would do it as she has done it with a a previous boyfriend but I am not that keen to be honest, Too much/too vigorous anal sex can lead to a weakening of these muscles leading to anal incontenance, a tampon up their bottom or a pad has to be used to prevent leakage (this is obviously in extreme cases!) I would always tell folks to give it a try if they feel comfortable with it, just be aware of doing it safely!
Wow popped on here for a quick read to catch up and it seems now that BE is giving lessons on anal sex.

I feel a mod knocking at the door soon


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Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:04 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
Sage advice from one so young.

<shoves tampon up where the sun don't shine>
Also could be a "passion killer" pulling it out before a bit of "bum fun"
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:05 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
Also could be a "passion killer" pulling it out before a bit of "bum fun"
Half the pleasure, mate.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:05 am
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Oh dear lord - you go away for the day, come back , peeps are flouncing and now its all about anal sex!!
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:06 am
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cant be arsed

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Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:07 am
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cant be arsed
very good.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:08 am
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Originally Posted by mandymoochops
Wow popped on here for a quick read to catch up and it seems now that BE is giving lessons on anal sex.

I feel a mod knocking at the door soon
Oh, don't worry Mandy, just the usual satire of self important posters.

I actually know less about anal sex than you do.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:09 am
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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
Oh dear lord - you go away for the day, come back , peeps are flouncing and now its all about anal sex!!
Missed the flounce, which poster? Front door or back?
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:10 am
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Originally Posted by mandymoochops
Wow popped on here for a quick read to catch up and it seems now that BE is giving lessons on anal sex.

I feel a mod knocking at the door soon


(ps Purps .... not blonde or long anymore, just had it all cut very very short and its dyed dark brown woohoo!)
nice - pics please - - - hair not the other , , , ,")
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:10 am
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Originally Posted by dbd33
Missed the flounce, which poster? Front door or back?
well it wasnt a proper flounce - more a reverse grump = AC . . .
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:11 am
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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
well it wasnt a proper flounce - more a reverse grump = AC . . .
Oh. He doesn't like anything near his Gary.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:11 am
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Originally Posted by Almost Canadian
Why the slight? Do you really know anything about me? What have I said about you?

This forum is full of people complaining about how the UK is going down the toilet due to chavs, violence, people having no respect of each other and yet, it would appear, posters on this thread are bending over backwards to outdo one another after scoring "fines" for, inter alia, theft, vandalism, adultery, physical violence, drink driving, etc.

If someone's life is so dull that the only way they can feel great about themselves is to exhibit such behaviour, that is fine and I am happy for them. As I said above, I stopped bragging about such things when I was 16.

If not wanting to go out, get shitfaced, end up shagging someone I don't know while being married is boring, I am happy to be boring. I will leave such "excitement" for others.

It is also interesting to note that, those that appear to have had such an "exciting" life (on the basis of their "fines") are also usually the ones that regularly post on this forum about how their life is going down the toilet due to broken relationships etc. I have no need for such excitement.
I feel a flounce was in their thoughts . . .
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:11 am
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Originally Posted by dbd33
Oh. He doesn't like anything near his Gary.
I just snorted my tea over the keyboard!!
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:13 am
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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon
I just snorted my tea over the keyboard!!
Be glad I choked back the version of that post that mentioned rimming.
 
Old Jan 13th 2010 | 10:16 am
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Originally Posted by Neil52
She would do it as she has done it with a a previous boyfriend but I am not that keen to be honest, Too much/too vigorous anal sex can lead to a weakening of these muscles leading to anal incontenance, a tampon up their bottom or a pad has to be used to prevent leakage (this is obviously in extreme cases!) I would always tell folks to give it a try if they feel comfortable with it, just be aware of doing it safely!
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