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'tis true... not only can you can steal the lead off a roof while your mate's distracting the homeowner with with a rare wee bit of the craic, you can also then persuade them to pay handsomely for a new bit of tarmac for the drive, which is sore needing done, so it is, Sir.

To be sure. ;)

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No but she will do in 105 days :thumbsup::thumbsup:
OMG guys/girls lighten up, its a joke thread, bit of fun
Maybe AC did all the list before 16, good on her, mine was much later :p:p

its light relief for some of us, dont like the thread, go to another ;)

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But serious stuff for those of us on limited budgets.

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Then isn't her slate wiped clean anyway?!

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Nah with her list we will have to keep a close eye on her here :eek:

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If they do they will have to wear surgical nappies when they get older as the muscles in the anus stretch and lose their elasticity after constant anal sex, my girlfriend is a nurse and she has to measure people for them...:unsure: sorry for the bad news you bum lovers.

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Isn't that only the case if you can find bigger and bigger men who are huge and hard and go for hours and hours and you just love it so much you go back again and again and again?

Please explain how this works. Is there a butt plug piece to the surgical nappy? If not what is being measured and why does it take a nurse to do it?

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Yes I really can't be trusted to behave myself and be mature like a mother of 3 should! I think I may need a flogging....oh was that on the list???? ;):D

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Crikey! Do you need a cigarette after that? I think I do!! ;)

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How much is the fine?

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Agh, you clarty wee bugger. I was eating a corndog when I read that. Put me right off it.

Anyway, you're far too young to come on here and start giving advice to people about bottage, whether front or otherwise. You're making me think of the 16 year old William Hague haranguing at the Tory Party conference.

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To you? 67p

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67p and my $90 gone to waste. Thanks but I'll do without.

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No worries ducky, I'll have yours....I was gonna say I'll smoke yours for you but I think this thread has been dragged through the gutter enough thank you ;)

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I somehow doubt that'd go over any better than the smoking.