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Mistress Miggins Jan 13th 2010 4:02 am

Re: I've been fined................
 
Well, after all you are what's made the UK become the awful place it is today, the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. I hope you atone for your sins and cleanse yourself of your wicked thoughts before you arrive in Alberta. After all you wouldn't want to be lowering the tone of Lethbridge now would you, with your impure thoughts and devilish wants.

I hope you find peace in your mind and transcend you wicked ways, you woman of ill repute.

Yours in anticipation of your arrival to our puritan land,
Mrs M X;)

dbd33 Jan 13th 2010 4:04 am

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I'll be sorely disappointed if nothing on that list happens before the week's out.

Mistress Miggins Jan 13th 2010 4:06 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8245218)
I'll be sorely disappointed if nothing on that list happens before the week's out.

Amen brother, if all else fails are you Facebook or Bebo Dbd?:rofl::p

Yours in anticipation,
Mrs M x

ireland2canada Jan 13th 2010 4:10 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245214)
Well, after all you are what's made the UK become the awful place it is today, the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. I hope you atone for your sins and cleanse yourself of your wicked thoughts before you arrive in Alberta. After all you wouldn't want to be lowering the tone of Lethbridge now would you, with your impure thoughts and devilish wants.

I hope you find peace in your mind and transcend you wicked ways, you woman of ill repute.

Yours in anticipation of your arrival to our puritan land,
Mrs M X;)

Have you been reading that dictionary again?

Mistress Miggins Jan 13th 2010 4:13 am

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Nope. I just know how to "use my words" sometimes..........:)

Anyway, us Irish are known for our ability to articulate. (Or never shut up:rofl:)

Regards,
Mrs M x;)

farjojo71 Jan 13th 2010 4:16 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245214)
Well, after all you are what's made the UK become the awful place it is today, the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. I hope you atone for your sins and cleanse yourself of your wicked thoughts before you arrive in Alberta. After all you wouldn't want to be lowering the tone of Lethbridge now would you, with your impure thoughts and devilish wants.

I hope you find peace in your mind and transcend you wicked ways, you woman of ill repute.

Yours in anticipation of your arrival to our puritan land,
Mrs M X;)

I will repent!! I have exactly 105 days to meet a Puerto Rican (I don't rate my chances on this in a small village in North Wales but stranger things have happened at sea), get jumped, stop being a lady of leisure and go out to work so I can hit on some random woman whilst being pi**ed as a newt.....Alas I don't have time to complete all the missions in the test....if only this came out last year. Only then will my life be complete and I can settle down In Lethbridge and be a good obedient wife (so glad my husband doesn't come on here, the poor love would get his hopes up! :D)

ireland2canada Jan 13th 2010 4:16 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245253)
Anyway, us Irish are known for our ability to articulate. (Or never shut up:rofl:)

True.

dbd33 Jan 13th 2010 4:21 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245227)
Amen brother, if all else fails are you Facebook or Bebo Dbd?:rofl::p

Yours in anticipation,
Mrs M x

Busy dbd.

Londonuck Jan 13th 2010 4:22 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245253)
Nope. I just know how to "use my words" sometimes..........:)

Anyway, us Irish are known for our ability to articulate. (Or never shut up:rofl:)

Regards,
Mrs M x;)

Yes are we good very that at.

Mistress Miggins Jan 13th 2010 4:25 am

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well thanks for the brush off...........:(

Will have to find another immoral cretin from the site:) Of which there are many to choose from:thumbsup:

(And for the one or two without a sense of humour, I am obviously joking;) )

Mrs M x:)

Alan2005 Jan 13th 2010 4:27 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245286)
well thanks for the brush off...........:(

Will have to find another immoral cretin from the site:) Of which there are many to choose from:thumbsup:

(And for the one or two without a sense of humour, I am obviously joking;) )

Mrs M x:)

If you are referring to me. Just cos I'm laughing at you rather than with you doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humour.

I'm joking too, obviously..;) as I don't have a sense of humour really.

farjojo71 Jan 13th 2010 4:29 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 8245286)
Will have to find another immoral cretin from the site:) Of which there are many to choose from:thumbsup:

Well there is me and LB for starters! Strumpets :lol:

ireland2canada Jan 13th 2010 4:39 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8245218)
I'll be sorely disappointed if nothing on that list happens before the week's out.

Can someone lend me $55?


Originally Posted by farjojo71 (Post 8245303)
Strumpets

Have we gone back in time?

dbd33 Jan 13th 2010 4:41 am

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Originally Posted by ireland2canada (Post 8245342)
Can someone lend me $55?

You're not going to pay my $90 for me?

ireland2canada Jan 13th 2010 4:48 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 8245349)
You're not going to pay my $90 for me?

Depends on how that $90 is being spent. I'll have my accountant contact your accountant and they can crunch the numbers.


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