I've been fined................
 

This is abit of fun that has been going round on facebook........
Add your fine up and just put in your response "My fine is ........."

Lets see who gets the highest and lowest (and be honest guys/girls :thumbup:)

Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

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Is this cumulative, or can you only be fined for each offence once...

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As you know LB, my fine on FB is £445.60.....oh pray tell, where is your score missus hmmmmm????? :lol::rofl:

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I think everyone is doing it just once :thumbup:

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You only use it once, so if you smoked pot you only add it once :rofl::rofl:
Not the 1000's of times you actually did it :eek:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

My fine is £560.10..............................

and before you start on me someone on FB is way higher than me :eek:

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What if you didn't inhale?

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Still counts :p

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Yes I found that considerably helped my score :p:lol:

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SO helped mine as well, although i missed out on the 50p :rofl::rofl:
everyone seems to have 60p LOL

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My, it all adds up doesnt it:blink: 465.10!

At least I've not pissed in the pool (unless i was a little kid and dont remember)

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That excuse worked for me :thumbup::lol:

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Oh My 385.10... oh I have been bad! those were the days eh:thumbup:

Top Cat:o

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$6,700,540.67

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OH dear I must be (totally) morally corrupt




$795.60

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now we know you was real bad, but you can only be charged ONCE per offence, no matter how many times u did it ;)

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Oh. £0.50 then.

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$630.1 But I've never masturbated, ever.

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Or suck/blow? ;)

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£595.60p, tell you what, if thats what it really cost I would be laughing, the divorce cost many thousands more!! lol :rofl:

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:thumbsup::thumbsup:

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OMG not going swimming with you either :lol:

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Shit $820.50 - it was all good fun though :thumbup:

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Four pounds, three shillings and sixpence. And I'm taking the word of onlookers that I actually did those things, I'm not so sure myself.

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....I thought 535 looked pretty bad 'till I saw some of the other totals - man, there's some right crims and old scrubbers on here!

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I was polishing my halo for the first few lines.

But then it started to slip, the more I read.

Now it's completely fallen off, looks very tarnished and just a bit knackered if I'm honest.

I'll be back in a mo when I've totted up my deeds :rofl:

OK - 310.60 - that's not too bad compared to some of you lot .... :eek:

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Per week?

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You mock but there are things on that list I know you have done and I never have.


On edit: thing. Singular.

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Why the edit? The other one was much funnier.

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AND THE WINNER is.....................pmsl
i thought i was bad, then others started doing it on FB........and then i thought, maybe i was good and then you and purple put yours on and i am a saint :thumbsup::thumbsup:

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...I succumbed and actually did the thing for real. :confused:

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Right back atcha - though really when you see em all listed out and lumped together it seems bad - when you're doing em one by one over a course of however many mispent years - its like meh, whatever :D

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Guilty :o

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Check me out being all angelic next to MMC!!! :angel_smile::whatchutalkingabout

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Have to say Ladies I'm both shocked that YOU TWO beat me and pleased to be 'bring up your rears' :sneaky::wub::sneaky:

SO true

Also Guilty (actually for the main part I dont feel guilty about it all)

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Ooh I was thinking that I was a bad girl ;) but I am actually not that bad after all :lol:

£320.10 ($535.41)

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£315.60
I feel quite boring and unadventurous now in the company of some of you!!!
;)

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Don't. I thought I was a bit naughty. I'm clearly not, compared to some on here that should probably be on a register of some sort.