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Old Jun 24th 2008, 11:42 pm
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Originally Posted by Arrona
a man walks in to a bar and notices a nice blonde at the end. the bar tender serves her a drink and spills it over her ample bossoms, he then licks the drink up from her chest.
shocked at this the man orders a drink and buys the blonde another. again the bartender spills the drink. this time the man rushes over and tries to lick the womans chest.
the women slapped the mans face.
horrified he says why did you let the bar tender lick you.
she replied he has a licker licence
Fab....lol

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Old Jun 24th 2008, 11:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
This one? Very dull, that.
why don't you like us.....we are nice....
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
Well with a body like that I have no objection.
Ah, shame we are separated by the miles, and my fiance.

Quick open question. If we are being overrun by 'dull housewives', what's the solution? An organised cull?

Right, FK, suppose it's you and me first. Back against the wall.....this won't hurt a bit...won't feel a thing.

Stop running and take it like a woman. Novo, the guards.
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Old Jun 24th 2008, 11:45 pm
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why don't you like us.....we are nice....
Nice enough. Just dull.
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Ah, shame we are separated by the miles, and my fiance.

Quick open question. If we are being overrun by 'dull housewives', what's the solution? An organised cull?

Right, FK, suppose it's you and me first. Back against the wall.....this won't hurt a bit...won't feel a thing.

Stop running and take it like a woman. Novo, the guards.
right behind ya...
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Nice enough. Just dull.
why dull.??...if we show are boobs will that work...sort of undull us
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Originally Posted by Arrona
a man walks in to a bar and notices a nice blonde at the end. the bar tender serves her a drink and spills it over her ample bossoms, he then licks the drink up from her chest.
shocked at this the man orders a drink and buys the blonde another. again the bartender spills the drink. this time the man rushes over and tries to lick the womans chest.
the women slapped the mans face.
horrified he says why did you let the bar tender lick you.
she replied he has a licker licence
I wish I had the time or the inclination to deconstruct this attempt at humour.

Let me just take a moment to point out that it is rather dull.
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why dull.??...if we show are boobs will that work...sort of undull us
will need a bigger camera lense for mine
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I wish I had the time or the inclination to deconstruct this attempt at humour.

Let me just take a moment to point out that it is rather dull.
your just hard work Novo......
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will need a bigger camera lense for mine
stop boasting...
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your just hard work Novo......
Wrong thread, of course, but do you mean "you're just hard work Novo"?
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I wish I had the time or the inclination to deconstruct this attempt at humour.

Let me just take a moment to point out that it is rather dull.
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Wrong thread, of course, but do you mean "you're just hard work Novo"?
oh bugger....lol
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oh bugger....lol
And I won't even mention "if we show are boobs".
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And I won't even mention "if we show are boobs".
did i type that....oh bugger again....lol

if we show our boobs

if we show our boobs

if we show our boobs

if we show our boobs

if we show our boobs...

5 lines done and dusted......i'll be careful next time... sorry
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