HELP any good poets out there
Jul 20th 2010 | 4:57 pm
#18
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Jul 20th 2010 | 4:58 pm
#19
half a century
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Re: HELP any good poets out there
Um what about . . .
who, after he'd had a few tin (a) s. . . . .
who, after he'd had a few tin (a) s. . . . .
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:20 pm
#20
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From: Upper Atmosphere
Re: HELP any good poets out there
New Minas sounds like " new mine ass"
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:25 pm
#21
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:30 pm
#22
Sawdust making harpy
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Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Re: HELP any good poets out there
doesn't it rhyme with penis?
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:32 pm
#23
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:37 pm
#24
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Re: HELP any good poets out there
I'm crap at this sort of thing but hope this helps. Give him what for. 
You rented me a house that I hated
And because my ego is really inflated,
I took you to court and finally prevailed
But you really should have been impaled,
Because I paid the rent but you charged more
I really think your wife's a whore,
I should let this go but I can't stop now
I really think you're wife's a cow,
So, before I put this thing to bed
I really want to punch your head.
You rented me a house that I hated
And because my ego is really inflated,
I took you to court and finally prevailed
But you really should have been impaled,
Because I paid the rent but you charged more
I really think your wife's a whore,
I should let this go but I can't stop now
I really think you're wife's a cow,
So, before I put this thing to bed
I really want to punch your head.
but I'm a miserable ******, who sh***ed your wife.
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:40 pm
#25
half a century
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 10,222
From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Re: HELP any good poets out there
oooh -I snorted me wine over me keyboard - I am trying to learn my choreography for new release classes tomorrow and now every time we get to Push ups and shoulders I am going to muttering your immortal line - Thanks Oink!
Jul 20th 2010 | 5:51 pm
#26
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Posts: 26,319
Re: HELP any good poets out there
There's a house in ole' Nova Scotia,
That once seemed the right kind of kosher,
But once we'd moved in,
We moved out ag'in,
And said "Keep the rent for the snow, sir."
After a while,
We lost our nice smile,
When we'd found he was charging new tenants.
We complained to the board,
(Which we couldn't afford),
Who told our old landlord to pay penance.
We're happier now that we've won,
Though we'd still like to have some more fun,
We'll rub in his nose,
Our sweaty sock toes,
Instead of taking the money and run.
That once seemed the right kind of kosher,
But once we'd moved in,
We moved out ag'in,
And said "Keep the rent for the snow, sir."
After a while,
We lost our nice smile,
When we'd found he was charging new tenants.
We complained to the board,
(Which we couldn't afford),
Who told our old landlord to pay penance.
We're happier now that we've won,
Though we'd still like to have some more fun,
We'll rub in his nose,
Our sweaty sock toes,
Instead of taking the money and run.
Jul 20th 2010 | 6:21 pm
#27
Sawdust making harpy
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Re: HELP any good poets out there
There's a house in ole' Nova Scotia,
That once seemed the right kind of kosher,
But once we'd moved in,
We moved out ag'in,
And said "Keep the rent for the snow, sir."
After a while,
We lost our nice smile,
When we'd found he was charging new tenants.
We complained to the board,
(Which we couldn't afford),
Who told our old landlord to pay penance.
We're happier now that we've won,
Though we'd still like to have some more fun,
We'll rub in his nose,
Our sweaty sock toes,
Instead of taking the money and run.
That once seemed the right kind of kosher,
But once we'd moved in,
We moved out ag'in,
And said "Keep the rent for the snow, sir."
After a while,
We lost our nice smile,
When we'd found he was charging new tenants.
We complained to the board,
(Which we couldn't afford),
Who told our old landlord to pay penance.
We're happier now that we've won,
Though we'd still like to have some more fun,
We'll rub in his nose,
Our sweaty sock toes,
Instead of taking the money and run.
Oinks had a certain - um - f**k you you s**t head quality about it
Jul 21st 2010 | 12:02 am
#29
Displaced Disgrace
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 745
From: HRM N.S.
Re: HELP any good poets out there
Our stay in New Minas was frightful
And the money we won was quite rightful
But when all's said & done
Our lives aren't much fun
So we're sending this just to be spiteful...
Our actions are verging on crime
It's harassment to send him this rhyme.
When all others cry
let sleeping dogs lie
We poke at them just one more time.
The card has been sent but we're worried
That our immature actions were hurried,
He thinks it no trifle
As he loads up his rifle.
We're terrified now so we've scurried.
Through the streets of New Minas he hunts
Still angered by our childish stunts.
You can see how this ends
We've run out of friends
And the locals all think we're childish...
And the money we won was quite rightful
But when all's said & done
Our lives aren't much fun
So we're sending this just to be spiteful...
Our actions are verging on crime
It's harassment to send him this rhyme.
When all others cry
let sleeping dogs lie
We poke at them just one more time.
The card has been sent but we're worried
That our immature actions were hurried,
He thinks it no trifle
As he loads up his rifle.
We're terrified now so we've scurried.
Through the streets of New Minas he hunts
Still angered by our childish stunts.
You can see how this ends
We've run out of friends
And the locals all think we're childish...
Jul 21st 2010 | 12:19 am
#30
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Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,284
Re: HELP any good poets out there
Our stay in New Minas was frightful
And the money we won was quite rightful
But when all's said & done
Our lives aren't much fun
So we're sending this just to be spiteful...
Our actions are verging on crime
It's harassment to send him this rhyme.
When all others cry
let sleeping dogs lie
We poke at them just one more time.
The card has been sent but we're worried
That our immature actions were hurried,
He thinks it no trifle
As he loads up his rifle.
We're terrified now so we've scurried.
Through the streets of New Minas he hunts
Still angered by our childish stunts.
You can see how this ends
We've run out of friends
And the locals all think we're childish...
And the money we won was quite rightful
But when all's said & done
Our lives aren't much fun
So we're sending this just to be spiteful...
Our actions are verging on crime
It's harassment to send him this rhyme.
When all others cry
let sleeping dogs lie
We poke at them just one more time.
The card has been sent but we're worried
That our immature actions were hurried,
He thinks it no trifle
As he loads up his rifle.
We're terrified now so we've scurried.
Through the streets of New Minas he hunts
Still angered by our childish stunts.
You can see how this ends
We've run out of friends
And the locals all think we're childish...
