Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
Nov 25th 2008 | 9:40 am
#61
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
What if you get an itch will they all fall off 
should last a few days ( or so i am told haha )
Nov 25th 2008 | 11:26 am
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
The only way sparkly things will be attached down there is if I have a freak accident where after the kids have spent the afternoon doing crafts, I have a bath, am naked, fall onto a paperplate covered in glue and then get up again and stumble onto another paperplate covered in sparkley gem things!
Nov 25th 2008 | 7:06 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
The only way sparkly things will be attached down there is if I have a freak accident where after the kids have spent the afternoon doing crafts, I have a bath, am naked, fall onto a paperplate covered in glue and then get up again and stumble onto another paperplate covered in sparkley gem things!
Nov 25th 2008 | 10:38 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
The only way sparkly things will be attached down there is if I have a freak accident where after the kids have spent the afternoon doing crafts, I have a bath, am naked, fall onto a paperplate covered in glue and then get up again and stumble onto another paperplate covered in sparkley gem things!
Stranger things have happened
hope your feeling a bit happier today xthat being ?
Nov 25th 2008 | 10:45 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
Lady with kids is due for her annual "down below" gynae check . . .
The night before she is making pretty glittery things with her kids and then tells them to go upsatirs and get ready for bed, use the bathroom, wash up etc. . .
The next morning she wakes late and is in a bit of a tizz, too late for a shower, but wanting to be "sweet * fragrant" of the nether regions she grabs the facecloth off the sink and has a quick whizz round - so to speak . .
Drops kids at school, off to the Drs, on the couch, pants off - - Dr has a look:
"Oh my Mrs . . . . ., I have seen some sites but thats really pretty!"
Yup - she had used the washcloth the kids had used to wash their hands,, all covered in glitter - so it was all twinkly and sparkly!
Well not really a joke, just a silly story!
Nov 25th 2008 | 10:50 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
you really want to know . . . .
Lady with kids is due for her annual "down below" gynae check . . .
The night before she is making pretty glittery things with her kids and then tells them to go upsatirs and get ready for bed, use the bathroom, wash up etc. . .
The next morning she wakes late and is in a bit of a tizz, too late for a shower, but wanting to be "sweet * fragrant" of the nether regions she grabs the facecloth off the sink and has a quick whizz round - so to speak . .
Drops kids at school, off to the Drs, on the couch, pants off - - Dr has a look:
"Oh my Mrs . . . . ., I have seen some sites but thats really pretty!"
Yup - she had used the washcloth the kids had used to wash their hands,, all covered in glitter - so it was all twinkly and sparkly!
Well not really a joke, just a silly story!
Lady with kids is due for her annual "down below" gynae check . . .
The night before she is making pretty glittery things with her kids and then tells them to go upsatirs and get ready for bed, use the bathroom, wash up etc. . .
The next morning she wakes late and is in a bit of a tizz, too late for a shower, but wanting to be "sweet * fragrant" of the nether regions she grabs the facecloth off the sink and has a quick whizz round - so to speak . .
Drops kids at school, off to the Drs, on the couch, pants off - - Dr has a look:
"Oh my Mrs . . . . ., I have seen some sites but thats really pretty!"
Yup - she had used the washcloth the kids had used to wash their hands,, all covered in glitter - so it was all twinkly and sparkly!
Well not really a joke, just a silly story!
That gives me an idea
Nov 25th 2008 | 11:19 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
Feeling much better today, though am now freaking myself out at night as OH is away!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
Nov 25th 2008 | 11:36 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
Feeling much better today, though am now freaking myself out at night as OH is away!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
probably freaked him out Good to hear your a little better, wish we had snow, i am the same when OH is away although we do have 3 big dogs
Nov 25th 2008 | 11:37 pm
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
Feeling much better today, though am now freaking myself out at night as OH is away!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
I was okay Sunday and Monday night - I must have been uber tired, but last night I spent the first half of the night listening to snow falling off the roof and thinking it was someone getting in and then at 4.30 this morning the cat decides to howl like a dog whilst sitting on my chest and smacking me in the face with this paw!
Nov 26th 2008 | 12:30 am
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
pmsl i didnt think a comment about ahollywood would start off such a discussion , hahah
the gems stay on usually about a week but can be on up to 3 wks (so i have been told )
they only come off with something oily
so if you all get carried away and smother oil over each others then no more gems , hahha
omg .. i am meant to be a professional and i start off a convo like this
oh btw - its everything off .. front and back !!!
the gems stay on usually about a week but can be on up to 3 wks (so i have been told )
they only come off with something oily
so if you all get carried away and smother oil over each others then no more gems , hahha omg .. i am meant to be a professional and i start off a convo like this
oh btw - its everything off .. front and back !!!
Nov 26th 2008 | 12:44 am
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
pmsl i didnt think a comment about ahollywood would start off such a discussion , hahah
the gems stay on usually about a week but can be on up to 3 wks (so i have been told )
they only come off with something oily so if you all get carried away and smother oil over each others then no more gems , hahha
omg .. i am meant to be a professional and i start off a convo like this
oh btw - its everything off .. front and back !!!
the gems stay on usually about a week but can be on up to 3 wks (so i have been told )
they only come off with something oily
so if you all get carried away and smother oil over each others then no more gems , hahha omg .. i am meant to be a professional and i start off a convo like this
oh btw - its everything off .. front and back !!!
when my ma was younger she had a spangly jumpsuit with a crochet bit around the tummy, she decided to stick a jewel in her belly button one night with copydex . . .for months she was still getting bits of glue out of her navel!!!
Nov 26th 2008 | 1:29 am
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Re: Having a really BAD F'ing Day.
spose if its all bare then they may need the anal bleaching too - just to keep it looking pretty!!!!!
when my ma was younger she had a spangly jumpsuit with a crochet bit around the tummy, she decided to stick a jewel in her belly button one night with copydex . . .for months she was still getting bits of glue out of her navel!!!
when my ma was younger she had a spangly jumpsuit with a crochet bit around the tummy, she decided to stick a jewel in her belly button one night with copydex . . .for months she was still getting bits of glue out of her navel!!!
Deenailz what other Gems do you have then
Nov 26th 2008 | 2:35 am
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does that count 