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Jingsamichty May 25th 2011 10:15 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 9388176)
Isn't that just fabulous.

Truly, what a wonderful country this is.

Jingsamichty May 25th 2011 10:17 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 9388182)
I was once asked if i could spare some change by a homeless fella while he was taking a shit in Kitsilano, Vancouver. I was tempted purely for his multi-tasking skills.

I'm pretty sure taking a shit off the back of a bench down the street is illegal. Never saw that in my little Yorkshire village therefore crime is worse in the whole of Canada :thumbdown:

Are you sure he asked for change? I'd have thought paper money might have been more immediately practical in the circumstances.

el_richo May 25th 2011 10:18 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9388188)
Are you sure he asked for change? I'd have thought paper money might have been more immediately practical in the circumstances.

Funnily enough, he had a manky flannel all ready for wiping.

Jingsamichty May 25th 2011 10:25 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 9388190)
Funnily enough, he had a manky flannel all ready for wiping.

With such multi-tasking, entrepreneurial and contingency planning skills, I'll wager your shitey vagrant won't be on the streets for much longer, and will soon be serving up donuts in your local Timmies. Hurrah and thrice hurrah for this blessed land of opportunity.

gryphea May 25th 2011 10:34 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9388198)
With such multi-tasking, entrepreneurial and contingency planning skills, I'll wager your shitey vagrant won't be on the streets for much longer, and will soon be serving up donuts in your local Timmies. Hurrah and thrice hurrah for this blessed land of opportunity.

Lets hope he also has hand washing skills then

el_richo May 25th 2011 10:36 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9388198)
With such multi-tasking, entrepreneurial and contingency planning skills, I'll wager your shitey vagrant won't be on the streets for much longer, and will soon be serving up donuts in your local Timmies. Hurrah and thrice hurrah for this blessed land of opportunity.

Just goes to show Canada offers better opportunities. He probably moved to Vancouver for the skids*.......













*sorry :o

ducktastic May 25th 2011 10:53 am

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 9388215)
Just goes to show Canada offers better opportunities. He probably moved to Vancouver for the skids*.......

*sorry :o

:D

magnumpi May 25th 2011 10:53 am

Re: Crime in your area
 
Now thats English humour....:rofl:

Novocastrian May 25th 2011 11:54 am

Re: Crime in your area
 
It's not humour, it's the simple truth.

mardyarse May 25th 2011 1:33 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 9388172)
You must have lived in a right crime infested shithole back in the UK :thumbdown:

Either you've not lived in the UK or ever frequented the UK because this is quite the norm for suburbia. A small lane with only three houses! Admittedly surrounded by 1000's of Wimpy homes but certainly not a cheap area.

el_richo May 25th 2011 1:41 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by mardyarse (Post 9388399)
Either you've not lived in the UK or ever frequented the UK because this is quite the norm for suburbia. A small lane with only three houses! Admittedly surrounded by 1000's of Wimpy homes but certainly not a cheap area.

Normal? Me thinks there's an extension of the truth somewhat in this reply ;)

I've lived in a few places in the UK and still own property there. Not once have i encountered what you describe.

How many houses have you lived in in the UK? How many of these houses were in different areas? How many of these houses suffered the situation you describe on an ongoing basis?

DigitalGhost May 25th 2011 1:55 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 
I have only seen one punch up since I arrived in Canada and that was between two women, although I use the term "women" in the loosest possible sense of the word, seriously they were both rank.

magnumpi May 25th 2011 2:33 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 
To Summarize then

Crime exists in Canada, like anywhere else in the world. But it does not appear to effect Expats as much as it does, or did, in the UK.

Most of the reported, gun crime, is gang related and nothing to worry about as it does not directly effect the regular peeps on here :ohmy:

Canada is not safer, than the UK, its just we live in safer areas now. :unsure:

Glad to hear that the majority here are not directly effected by huge amounts of crime. :thumbup:

Clear as Mud, case closed....LOL

Novocastrian May 25th 2011 2:50 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by magnumpi (Post 9388493)
To Summarize then

Crime exists in Canada, like anywhere else in the world. But it does not appear to effect Expats as much as it does, or did, in the UK.

Most of the reported, gun crime, is gang related and nothing to worry about as it does not directly effect the regular peeps on here :ohmy:

Canada is not safer, than the UK, its just we live in safer areas now. :unsure:

Glad to hear that the majority here are not directly effected by huge amounts of crime. :thumbup:

Clear as Mud, case closed....LOL

Glad to see that after multiple tries, you've finally figured out that 'effect" has two f's.

Next task: when should you say affect instead of effect?

magnumpi May 25th 2011 3:03 pm

Re: Crime in your area
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 9388511)
Glad to see that after multiple tries, you've finally figured out that 'effect" has two f's.

Next task: when should you say affect instead of effect?

ha ha. thanks teecha. And thankyou spill chiker on ma lap tip. Not workin on me fone.


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