I can't tell the difference.

Universal health care. That's it, though.

I had just thought of that and so deleted it - but rats, you beat me to it

Absoultely it jest depemds wichk dickonary you tell the spel cheker wot you wunt.

It helps if you don't select pikey english as your preferred language.

Or make both spellings acceptable

Pikey, is my foundational social/cultural vernacular dialect, you toff.

The problem arises (so I'm told) from the fact that most books used in Canadian schools are printed in the US. When my son was in High School in Ontario either spelling was considered acceptable.

The thing that really bugs me is date notation. Some places use DD/MM/YYYY (the most logical in my mind) while others use MM/DD/YYYY and some use YYYY/MM/DD. I wish they could agree on one or the other and all stick to the same one.

Well with ubiquitous predictive text speak there's no foundational point anyway. It's all up to Telus now.

you leave the toff alone. He's our toff!

This drives me nuts, it must be said ....

you type the word Smirnoff into your cell using predictive text and see what you get ............

I'm leaving him well alone. You're welcome to him.

You're a bad oink!