Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

This one has to be a front runner.

Do you have to tell a prospective employer you are an immigrant if you have a visa ?

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

That is on a par with the broad I dealt with when I went for my SIN card a few days after landing. I'd made it quite clear I'd just arrived from the UK.

She wanted to see my birth certificate, so I gave it to her.

'That's not a birth certificate'.

'Yes it is. It says so at the top.'

'It's not a Canadian birth certificate.'

'Let's go though this again, shall we?..........'

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:rofl:

ON or QC?

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ON (Oakville). As I recall, the woman was probably not cradle herself.

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Not just South Wales old bean

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Some may remember this one from Jan 2007.

To moderators: Is it OK for non-Brits to post here?

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So I can stay then?

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Well, i'm here...:p

Your part of the furniture;)

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Or Belfast;)

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Excellent!

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I think so too..:)

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Can I get a duplicate passport from the North American Processing Centre as I need to hold two passports for a while..................dumb question or not?

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I think that a rather sensible question to ask. After all, if you loose one, at least you'll have a spare.:zzz:

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I shall post it elsewhere then as I need to know as I need one

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When your done with the spare you could sell it on e-bay.

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You could always borrow mine, just wear knickers, pushup bra and lippy and your good to go:p

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FOAD.........:rofl: (just kidding iaink - dont ban me).....:p

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Don't you mean you're, as in the abbreviation of you are?

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Yes, thats what I meant. I don't usually screw that one up.

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You just can't help yourself...;)

You're turning into Novo:eek::rofl:

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There really isn't a thread for this and its not really worth a new one. But this story made me laugh so I'll post it here.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...Story/lifeMain

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Don't do it again please

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Your going to let me know if I screw up again then?

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FAIL

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Fancy a trip to Van rwin?

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Not a real Van fan. I'll see if I can do Toronto. Just need a photo of Toronto.

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Is that all he needs, or other stuff over the the top of them?

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Oh yes, he will need some clothes:rofl:

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At least until they do the strip search.

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:unsure::rofl:

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Exactly how bad is it?

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Fortunately I don't know.

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And then I go to the main forum and see you aren't talking about the strip search.

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Hell's bells Rwin, if you're wearing FK's underwear when they do it... :eek:

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

I think the posters in the immigration area have taken it upon themselves to try and top the efforts in this thread.


How about this one?:eek::confused:

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Or this:
Exactly How Bad is it?

Or:
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606638

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

That sort of thing asking about the conditions on the ground at the moment seems reasonable enough to me, although my crystal ball needs a good shining to be of any use....

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Men who live in glass houses have crystal b....?

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bells?