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FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 9:44 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569322)
Do I get extra points for having a big toe :confused:

Only if it's an asset.:rofl:

Brownstar May 13th 2009 9:45 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569322)
Do I get extra points for having a big toe :confused:

ooooohhhhhhh you know what they say.............big toe big................

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 9:48 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7569332)
ooooohhhhhhh you know what they say.............big toe big................

Socks? Shoes?

mandymoochops May 13th 2009 9:51 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7569332)
ooooohhhhhhh you know what they say.............big toe big................



big .............. stupid question ;)

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 9:58 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569319)
oh bugger...:rofl:

I give up!:D

Promises, promises. :cool:

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 9:59 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569330)
Only if it's an ass.:rofl:

Yes she has a big ass too. :p

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 10:00 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569381)
Promises, promises. :cool:

Oi you...I'll always have FB:p

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 10:02 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569390)
Oi you...I'll always have FB:p

Flabby Buttocks?

Brownstar May 13th 2009 10:03 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569390)
Oi you...I'll always have FB:p

Flatulent Bum?

Flailing Bingowings?

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 10:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569395)
Flabby Buttocks?


Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7569403)
Flatulent Bum?

Flailing Bingowings?

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

mandymoochops May 13th 2009 10:13 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569410)
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

F*****g Butch and F****g Brownstar :confused:;)

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 10:13 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569395)
Flabby Buttocks?


Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7569403)
Flatulent Bum?

Flailing Bingowings?

I've seen the pictures. FK really means four boys! :p

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 10:13 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
I'm a Neo-Facist that thinks all immigrants (except the white ones) should either totally abandon their culture or be sent back to their backwards, missionary eating, sub-human homeland.

Will I fit in?

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 10:14 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569423)
F*****g Butch and F****g Brownstar :confused:;)

Are you offering? :wub:

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 10:14 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569423)
F*****g Butch and F****g Brownstar :confused:;)

lol...that makes sense:rofl:;)

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 10:15 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
I've driven away from a gas station with the hose still attached. Should I go back?

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 10:15 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569424)
I've seen the pictures. FK really means four boys! :p

Nooooo, don't say that...and don't show the pics:p

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 10:16 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569431)
I've driven away from a gas station with the hose still attached. Should I go back?

Have you changed your name to Amanda then:confused:

Brownstar May 13th 2009 10:20 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569425)
I'm a Neo-Facist that thinks all immigrants (except the white ones) should either totally abandon their culture or be sent back to their backwards, missionary eating, sub-human homeland.

Will I fit in?

In some of the more redneck parts of Alberta and the more backwards parts of Newfoundland, yes you would

mandymoochops May 13th 2009 10:21 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569431)
I've driven away from a gas station with the hose still attached. Should I go back?


Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569437)
Have you changed your name to Amanda then:confused:


B*******s :sneaky:

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 10:23 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569447)
B*******s :sneaky:

I assume that's spelt with 2 r's then? :p

Butch Cassidy May 13th 2009 10:23 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569447)
B*******s :sneaky:

Yes I was a BarPeep in a previous life (there are only 2 es btw)

Brownstar May 13th 2009 10:25 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569455)
Yes I was a BarPeep in a previous life (there are only 2 es btw)

Should that be e's?

mandymoochops May 13th 2009 10:25 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569455)
Yes I was a BarPeep in a previous life (there are only 2 es btw)


just went a bit haywire with the asterisks there ;)

rwin May 13th 2009 1:17 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7569463)
just went a bit haywire with the asterisks there ;)

Is there a list of words somewhere that we're not allowed to type out without *'s?

clynnog May 13th 2009 2:01 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569425)
I'm a Neo-Facist that thinks all immigrants (except the white ones) should either totally abandon their culture or be sent back to their backwards, missionary eating, sub-human homeland.

Will I fit in?

Only in Melanchton Township (where the non-hyphenated can live out their Bob and Doug dreams) and parts of Barrie.

rwin May 13th 2009 2:53 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Whats a bap?

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 2:58 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7569893)
Whats a bap?

I can think of 2 meanings for bap.

1st one is what a small round bread roll is known as in parts of South Wales.

2nd one is what small round (slighter fuller than fried eggs) boobs are known as. :o

rwin May 13th 2009 3:00 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569898)
I can think of 2 meanings for bap.

1st one is what a small round bread roll is known as in parts of South Wales.

2nd one is what small round (slighter fuller than fried eggs) boobs are known as. :o

Considering the context that the question comes from, both could be the one. Comfort food you know.

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 3:01 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7569899)
Considering the context that the question comes from, both could be the one. Comfort food you know.

Yeah, they're both about the same size and shape too! Though one of them tends to get a little too crusty if left out too long.

rwin May 13th 2009 3:03 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569906)
Yeah, they're both about the same size and shape too! Though one of them tends to get a little too crusty if left out too long.

I think I learned too much tonight.

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 3:10 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7569911)
I think I learned too much tonight.

You can never learn too much. :thumbsup:

The4BellsLondon May 13th 2009 4:20 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569906)
Yeah, they're both about the same size and shape too! Though one of them tends to get a little too crusty if left out too long.

sunburn??

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 4:40 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 7570079)
sunburn??

I'd need to inspect closer :p ;)

newshoney May 13th 2009 7:22 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7569425)
I'm a Neo-Facist that thinks all immigrants (except the white ones) should either totally abandon their culture or be sent back to their backwards, missionary eating, sub-human homeland.

Will I fit in?


Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7569159)
Will I be able to breed normally in Canada or will I require some kind of genetic rewiring?

So you're related then?



Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7569191)
Will protesting in front of the US Embassy force the Canadian government to send troops to my homeland?

:rofl:


Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7569279)
Will Arsenal ever win the premier league??:p

Before Chelski for sure. Just as soon as AW employs a couple of thugs at the back like the other three top Premiership clubs.

Now... where can I buy marmite?

FlirtyKnickers May 13th 2009 7:38 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by newshoney (Post 7570550)



Before Chelski for sure. Just as soon as AW employs a couple of thugs at the back like the other three top Premiership clubs.

Now... where can I buy marmite?

Marmite is a banned substance in Canada. You can buy it on the black market...however you'll need to speak to Daz about that, I know nothing..Nudge Nudge;)


As for the Chelski dig....I'm rising above it:p (I'm actually a secret Newcastle Fan but don't tell my OH or kids:o)

newshoney May 13th 2009 7:56 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7570617)
Marmite is a banned substance in Canada. You can buy it on the black market...however you'll need to speak to Daz about that, I know nothing..Nudge Nudge;)


As for the Chelski dig....I'm rising above it:p (I'm actually a secret Newcastle Fan but don't tell my OH or kids:o)

Omigod, should I have declared on my PR app that I was into a banned substance? I didn't think the odd dabble in Marmite came up on my CRB... but then what CIC don't know won't hurt, eh?

For complex and historic tribal reasons I have sneaking sympathies with Liverpool and Man U... and only 'converted' to the Arsenal because of having a younger son who is a passionate Gooner. He actually shed tears of frustration and anger when they got creamed the last couple of outings... along with thousands of grown men I'm sure. Surprising really that the Emirates wasn't afloat.

I bet Butch Cassidy never cries... :rolleyes:

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 8:16 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7570617)
As for the Chelski dig....I'm rising above it:p (I'm actually a secret Newcastle Fan but don't tell my OH or kids:o)

Some people are easily pleased! :p


Originally Posted by newshoney (Post 7570712)
For complex and historic tribal reasons I have sneaking sympathies with Liverpool and Man U... and only 'converted' to the Arsenal because of having a younger son who is a passionate Gooner. He actually shed tears of frustration and anger when they got creamed the last couple of outings... along with thousands of grown men I'm sure. Surprising really that the Emirates wasn't afloat.

Good lad. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

newshoney May 13th 2009 8:22 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7570782)
Some people are easily pleased! :p



Good lad. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Aaargh, my secret is out... didn't think you'd still be up! Do you ever go to bed? And before you ask... a) my beloved is away on business in a different timezone and b) so am I. Which begs another dumb question (to which I already know the answer)? How many days can a Brit with PR spend outside Canada without losing it?

DaveLovesDee May 13th 2009 8:38 pm

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by newshoney (Post 7570808)
Aaargh, my secret is out... didn't think you'd still be up! Do you ever go to bed? And before you ask... a) my beloved is away on business in a different timezone and b) so am I. Which begs another dumb question (to which I already know the answer)? How many days can a Brit with PR spend outside Canada without losing it?

I usually go to sleep around 5am.


DQ: Why do Canadian banks charge fees?
No, DQ doesn't mean Dairy Queen this time. Though their Raspberry Truffle Blizzard is very nice :thumbsup:


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