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I know this has been asked before but I'm too lazy/can't be arsed to look for the link :lol:
Can I buy underwear in Canada or should I stock up in M&S before I arrive?:eek::rofl::eek::rofl:

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No, go commando once you get here.:p

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is that why they call it 'bare' country?

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Well do they **** in the woods?;)

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well I guess they must do being as they don't have inside toilets!:eek:

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I'm thinking of bringing a matress from the uk, will i find a base to fit it?

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46 pages in a short space of time! I hope it relieved some of your boredom :rofl:

Now then - where is Canada?

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I want to move to Canada, where will I be close to a Tim Horton's?

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Tim Horton is dead, however Wayne Gretzky could soon be in Southern Ontario.

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Is it a good idea to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

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Only after the Guinness it contained has been drunk.

Can I still listen to BBC Radio 2?

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Only on your ipod:rofl:


Does the water taste different in Canada??

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Which is better - America or Canada?

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Is Mika planning any gigs in Canada soon?
















Sorry Carrie

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America...it doesn't snow there ever!!;)


ooooh, i'll get the popcorn:rofl:

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Can I wear cooking oil in Oz to protect my skin?
They still do this in Benidorm I believe! Then eat themselves afterwards.

Carol

Keep em coming

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Yes you can...it's encouraged in fact!:p

It's also great when your having 'how to fry an egg on your skin' contests...and it's fab if you run out of gas for the Barbie:thumbsup:

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Is Canada a phallocracy?

Does gravy taste the same?

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Hold up until i google phallocracy:rofl:

Gravy doesn't taste the same....it's all made from the juice of meat....gross, not a granule in sight!!:sneaky::rofl:

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Just don't search Google images. :unsure:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Ok this is one that i have been asked, still makes me laugh....

Do they have post offices in canada :eek::eek:

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Yes, but they're usually hidden at the back of another store, similar to UK sub-post offices. :thumbsup:

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I could be wrong, i have been before you know...i think Canadians use snail mail:o

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If you are really lucky you will get your mail delivered by

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But if you send in the wrong part of the year you will get

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SODS LAW eh :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Yes, see bielbs she might have one for sale. http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=608028

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Will my straighteners still work when plugged in in Canada :confused: (i bought them in Walmart on my last reccie to NS)

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I'm sure they will, first thought you'll need an adaptor. You can buy on at the airport on the way over.

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Dear lord the material just keeps coming, my quotes in red



I quote (naming no names)

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Hey i plan on coming to canada for one week in june and i was wondering if anyone could answer a few questions that ive not been able to find answers for on the internet

Info:- Im 18years old and i live in scotland. This is my first trip alone

Aww you have fun young chappie!

1)Does my passport need to be older than 6months in order for me to visit (mine has just been renewed)

Immediatly regrets feeling warm and fuzzy for a youth about to venture into the wide world on his own. Dear god :( - no they issue passports with a strict instruction - DO NOT USE FOR 6 MONTHS

2)I was told that 18 year olds cannot book/stay in some hotels in canada..is this true?

Common sense would tell me to look on the hotels websites for any restrictions - and stay clear of the ones with naked ladies and red lights outside


The hotel i have picked is the marlborough which is in winnipeg..will i be allowed to book/stay there for one week?
(i cant get through to the hotel on the phone just now so thats why im posting this here)

Definition of hotel - "place where people go and stay - sometimes for as long as a week" Just a quickie - keep trying, i'm sure the job description of the receptionist doesn't specify "ignore all phone calls - indefinately"


And if you have stayed at this hotel before i would appreciate it if you could tell me if you enjoyed your stay and if it was clean

If it was the naked lady hotel probably enjoyable - but check sheets for crustiness

Thanks!

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i know that to get a canadian high school diploma you need 5 GCSE passes at grade 3 but what about A-levels?

Does it take a lower number of A-levels(UK Highers) to make up a diploma or does it not...

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Yes I believe it doesn't

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I've heard they discovered Dinosaurs in Drumheller. Is it allowed to feed the T-Rex?

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If you read the WIKI you will find the answer - also do a search of the forums - that should point you in the right direction.


As I am feeling particularly charitable this morning I will answer your question, seeing as in a former life I lived there and have first hand experience.

ok here go.

DON'T BE A F**KWIT IT WILL BITE YOUR HAND OFF

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Why aren't my UK qualifications recognized in Canada?
Because you are in a different country, idiot!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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"It" is allowed to feed the T-Rex, but you're not. :p

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Don't call anyone an idiot!! It's bad karma:rofl::rofl:

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And you could get banned!

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Idiot
Idiot
idiot
IDIOT

Ok when can I expect the swedish flight attendant?

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Damn, wish I knew that before, I just finished clearing up after my dogs 'accident' - that must be the bad karma coming back to bite me:eek:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: