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FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 6:28 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7556979)
Idiot
Idiot
idiot
IDIOT

Ok when can I expect the swedish flight attendant?

Your stuck with me!!:sneaky:

DaveLovesDee May 9th 2009 6:32 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557008)
Your stuck with me!!:sneaky:

Where's the sympathy smiley?

Butch Cassidy May 9th 2009 6:32 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557008)
Your stuck with me!!:sneaky:

I'm sorry, I promise NEVER to call anyone an idiot again. :eek:

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 6:38 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7557015)
I'm sorry, I promise NEVER to call anyone an idiot again. :eek:

:wub:

Your forgiven....now go to my room;)

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 6:53 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by lancashirebird (Post 7556476)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

My Eyes....My Eyes...:rofl::rofl::rofl:


I really should listen when people tell me not to do stuff!!!:rofl:

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 6:56 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Anyway....back to the questions.

How long will my PR take if i post off the forms tomorrow?

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 7:03 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
When i get homesick should i just go home??

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 7:07 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
I have to confess that most of these dumb questions i have asked in the past...and the others i will in the future:rofl:

DaveLovesDee May 9th 2009 7:11 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Can anyone get my PR processed faster?

Can I apply for Citizenship at the same time I apply for PR?

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 7:13 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
What are bangs and why does my hairdresser want to cut mine??????

Lorna at Vicenza May 9th 2009 7:14 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Will my curtains fit my windows when I move?

DaveLovesDee May 9th 2009 7:14 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557064)
What are bangs and why does my hairdresser want to cut mine??????

Where can I find a hairdresser in Devon?

Lorna at Vicenza May 9th 2009 7:15 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557064)
What are bangs and why does my hairdresser want to cut mine??????

If bangs are fringes ............. what is a fringe?

And why bangs? Is it hair that bangs around on your forehead?

mandymoochops May 9th 2009 7:22 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 7557065)
Will my curtains fit my windows when I move?


No you have to bring your old windows with you.

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 7:23 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 7557069)
If bangs are fringes ............. what is a fringe?

And why bangs? Is it hair that bangs around on your forehead?

Cheers for that Lorna.:thumbsup:

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to bang her or something!!:rofl:

Lorna at Vicenza May 9th 2009 7:33 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557082)
Cheers for that Lorna.:thumbsup:

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to bang her or something!!:rofl:

Not with a pair of scissors in her hands I hope.
Keep a hold of your bangs !

Lorna at Vicenza May 9th 2009 7:34 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7557081)
No you have to bring your old windows with you.

But would that be cheaper than just getting new windows when I arrive?

Can I ship glass?

Butch Cassidy May 9th 2009 7:35 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
What sound do canadian cows make?

Do skunks make good house pets?

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 7:49 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
How much will it cost to bring all my stuff over??? I bought a lot from Ikea....is it worth taking???

DaveLovesDee May 9th 2009 8:29 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Where is the nearest Ikea to Canada?

Brownstar May 9th 2009 8:29 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557111)
How much will it cost to bring all my stuff over??? I bought a lot from Ikea....is it worth taking???

I would say so, I heard that they don't have furniture in Canada you have to hire natives and use them to sit on and eat off...........its the law apparently

Brownstar May 9th 2009 8:30 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7557154)
WQhere is the nearest Ikea to Canada?

Croydon............they don't have furniture shops in Canada I heard

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 8:34 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557155)
I would say so, I heard that they don't have furniture in Canada you have to hire natives and use them to sit on and eat off...........its the law apparently

Would i have to pay the natives and do their feet smell of fish????

How many days holiday should they get and how do i manage without furniture for those days???

Brownstar May 9th 2009 8:36 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557163)
Would i have to pay the natives and do their feet smell of fish????

How many days holiday should they get and how do i manage without furniture for those days???

I don't know about there feet, but their feet smell of roses. You have to hire a tribe and use them on a rota basis, they get 47 days holiday per annum

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 8:39 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557164)
I don't know about there feet, but their feet smell of roses. You have to hire a tribe and use them on a rota basis, they get 47 days holiday per annum

Bloody grammar policeman...i fixed it:frown:

Thank you :rofl:

Brownstar May 9th 2009 8:49 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557171)
Bloody grammar policeman...i fixed it:frown:

Thank you :rofl:

You're welcome................get it right in the 1st place dear

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 8:53 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557182)
You're welcome................get it right in the 1st place dear


I'll try my best.;)

Brownstar May 9th 2009 8:55 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557190)
I'll try my best.;)

Make sure you do or I'll be forced to be nasty to you

DaveLovesDee May 9th 2009 8:57 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557198)
Make sure you do or I'll be forced to be nasty to you

Nothing you could do to her could be worse than the torture FK already endures. She lives in a house full of Chelski fans! :thumbdown::thumbdown:

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 9:03 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557198)
Make sure you do or I'll be forced to be nasty to you

Really? Why would you want to make me cry?:(


Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7557202)
Nothing you could do to her could be worse than the torture FK already endures. She lives in a house full of Chelski fans! :thumbdown::thumbdown:

I know...and they are hard to stick!!.:sneaky:

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 9:12 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7557198)
Make sure you do or I'll be forced to be nasty to you

Ahem!

Where is your full stop?:p

Steve_P May 9th 2009 9:42 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7557097)

Do skunks make good house pets?

Absolutely!!!!!

Besides Des would really like a new friend.

Steve_P May 9th 2009 9:43 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557111)
I bought a lot from Ikea....is it worth taking???

Yeah go for it you can always use it to start a fire. :thumbsup:

Steve_P May 9th 2009 9:46 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557163)
Would i have to pay the natives and do their feet smell of fish????

No the government looks after them, and only if you get them wet.


Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557163)
How many days holiday should they get and how do i manage without furniture for those days???

No more than 2 weeks and you have two sets just like sheets an' pillow cases.:p

Steve_P May 9th 2009 9:48 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7557221)
Ahem!

Where is your full stop?:p

It's called a period in Canada.

Yes I know it's confusing for you women a period at the end of every sentence. :p

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 9:52 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7557280)
It's called a period in Canada.

Yes I know it's confusing for you women a period at the end of every sentence. :p

Oh great, just what we need eh!!:rofl:

rwin May 9th 2009 10:02 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Did Brownstar make it to 1000?

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 10:05 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Will my Xbox, Xbox live, PSP, PSP slim, Nintendo Wii, Wii Fit, DS, DSi, Sony Playstation 1,2 and 3 work in Canada??

FlirtyKnickers May 9th 2009 10:06 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 

Originally Posted by rwin (Post 7557304)
Did Brownstar make it to 1000?

Nope:rofl:

mandymoochops May 9th 2009 10:07 am

Re: Can someone post a dumb question........
 
Do you know we've had so many stupid quesstions here and the shameful thing is 99% of them have been asked before in all innocence. :rofl:

The guys one about the passport yesterday won my prize for question of the year, along with Actyourage's "Do Canadian feet smell of fish" :rofl:


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