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Yet another lovely omelette: I'll have to skip lunch now to leave room for the chicken surprise later on.

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How do you know you're having chicken surprise? ;)

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I was wondering what surprise he was preparing for the chicken. Maybe BOO!

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In answer to "what's for dinner?" I often say Banana Surprise.

They never tire of saying "there's no banana is there" :rofl:

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Everyone's a comedian :lol:

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That's been an ongoing joke comment on 'Eastenders' for years with Jean and her 'Sausage suprise' So-called because of the lack of sausages

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:lol:
I was first though. I've never seen more than about two minutes of it. :lol:

I admit I got the idea from Monty Python's box of chocolates. In particular Spring Surprise :rofl:

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This morning I had bacon and eggs and chips, and I'm glad I did.

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I made my stepdaughter ham and mushroom scromelette.

I actually believed I invented this word but it's on urban dictionary already. :(

I made do with marmite on toast.

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I'm glad you did too.

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Diner: Waiter, can you tell me how you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Oh nothing special, we just tell them they're going to die.
Tell your friends, folks, I'm here all week.

This morning I had Rice Crispies, scrambled eggs, coffee, apple juice, and a slice of toast with margarine and strawberry jam. Milk and sugar, 2 packets of black pepper but no salt. The toast probably started out crunchy, but after being under the lid with the eggs it was very soggy by the time I got it. Still tasty though.

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That's a terrible joke :rofl:

Your breakfast doesn't sound too fowl though.

Good to 'see' you, hope the pain's under control.

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Not much they can do about it, I suppose. 2x Tylenol 3. I had morphine last night but after they unplugged my IV this morning I'm back on pills.
I think you usually have as much or more pain healing as the primary injury when big incisions are involved. Having been through the mill before gives me a bit of an edge in using crutches and so on. I may hear something about that later today.

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There's plenty that can be done about it. If you're in pain and you've not been written up for stronger pain meds, make a fuss until you are.

Just Tylenol the day after the extensive surgery you've had isn't enough.

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Just what I thought you'd get... in for a week or is that part of the joke? ;) If you are in for a few days, you will get to tick the little boxes for the menu for each meal every day - be prepared for lots of repitition! :D