Blonde joke
#1
My daughter who is 19 and blonde just sent this to me, enjoy, it made me laugh.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank;
she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank;
she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


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She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
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Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 146
From: coquitlam B.C.






[QUOTE=bazzz;6718099]She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.[/QUOTE
wwwwwowwww
you are so funny
wwwwwowwww
you are so funny




