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Old Aug 26th 2008 | 9:49 am
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Default Blonde joke

My daughter who is 19 and blonde just sent this to me, enjoy, it made me laugh.


A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank;
she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?"



The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

 
Old Aug 26th 2008 | 9:53 am
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She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
 
Old Aug 26th 2008 | 9:56 am
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Originally Posted by bazzz
She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
Come on Bazzz the joke did say blonde.
 
Old Aug 26th 2008 | 10:26 am
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Default Re: Blonde joke

Originally Posted by bazzz
She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
its an old joke - rates have just plummeted since then

I liked it Steve though i do find it a tad offensive that a blonde would be that smart
 
Old Aug 29th 2008 | 8:25 pm
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[QUOTE=bazzz;6718099]She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.[/QUOTE
wwwwwowwww
you are so funny
 

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