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Blonde joke
My daughter who is 19 and blonde just sent this to me, enjoy, it made me laugh.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Blonde joke
She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
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Re: Blonde joke
Originally Posted by bazzz
(Post 6718099)
She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
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Re: Blonde joke
Originally Posted by bazzz
(Post 6718099)
She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.
I liked it Steve though i do find it a tad offensive that a blonde would be that smart ;) |
Re: Blonde joke
[QUOTE=bazzz;6718099]She must be pretty stupid if she didn't shop around for better than 8.3% interest.[/QUOTE
wwwwwowwww you are so funny |
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