I toned it down, i don't want to upset people.....like

just as well you may have need a Bodyguard...............

This is why i miss the UK so much, my phone would be buzzing non stop with jokes by now...

Go on home lassie.

Anyone hav Whitney? SHeeeyit, that was an obvious one dammit!

I know, I kicking myself for not thinking about it!

I also kind of wish I had picked Demi Moore.

Demi Moore? Could you know something we could gleen here?

Allegedly she is losing it big time after splitting from Ashton.

I think it finished with ashton last year. If paisley pegs it, it will be between the Big Al Magrahi of Panam fame or Saif Gaddaffi, please excuse spelling, I don't tend to use these names too often.fletch

She's fond, he's a creep...and a crap actor to boot.

Yep and Paisley is a malingerer

What position did you play in football - poacher right on the goal line?

Sub.

Goals kill celebs.