The 2012 Celebrity Croakers Thread.
#215
Inspired by the Iron Lady (and by plagiarism form threads on the much lamented now defunct Grauniad Talk Forum), I bring you boys and girls unlimited chortles as a New Years gift.
Process: post the five celebs you think to be most likely to kick the bucket this calendar year. I'll keep track in a worksheet.
Rule 1: If no one else has heard of your horse, it's not a celeb.
Rule 2: If one of your celebs croaks you score 100 points minus their age at last (last) birthday. Example: A 78 yr old croaks, score 22 points.
Rule 3: You may then post a replacement croaker-to-be.
Rule 4: You may nominate one of your 5 runners as a Joker. Scores double points. You can't change your Joker until rule 3 applies.
I think that covers it.
The competition is hereby declared open. Good luck.
Process: post the five celebs you think to be most likely to kick the bucket this calendar year. I'll keep track in a worksheet.
Rule 1: If no one else has heard of your horse, it's not a celeb.
Rule 2: If one of your celebs croaks you score 100 points minus their age at last (last) birthday. Example: A 78 yr old croaks, score 22 points.
Rule 3: You may then post a replacement croaker-to-be.
Rule 4: You may nominate one of your 5 runners as a Joker. Scores double points. You can't change your Joker until rule 3 applies.
I think that covers it.
The competition is hereby declared open. Good luck.
Ronnie Corbett
Maggie T (joker)
Paul Gascoigne
Kerry Katona
Nelson Mandela
#218
Courtesy of loadsamoney
#222
Charlie Sheen (joker)
Alex Ferguson
Betty White
Donatella Versace (I just saw her pic and I think she's dead already)
Hugh Hefner
so do i win?
Alex Ferguson
Betty White
Donatella Versace (I just saw her pic and I think she's dead already)
Hugh Hefner
so do i win?









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