What will happen to Edmonton when oil and gas run out?

Luckily natural disasters in North America will deplete the population every now and again to keep it in line.

Don't give a rat's ass. I won't be around to give it any thought.

I really hope you have a broad scotch accent.

Thanks to Global Warming from burning all the oil sands deposits, Edmonton will have a tropical climate and we'll be buying beach houses in Nunavut.

Sorry to disappoint but no, I don't.

Oh dear. It would have made your posts much funnier.

And why is that? Do tell.

At the risk of offending you, lets say your posts have a certain frankness to them that in my book would be immeasurably funnier if imagined in Scottish accent. No offence meant.