Originally Posted by johnny five

OK, not sure how a thread on Newtons Daylight Robbery centre managed to get here...........but we are finally here;


The Bum Spray!

So lets make the most of presumably informed sources and ask a few questions?

1) You walk into an immaculate "Indian" toilet, have a cr*p, and then realise your only option is the bum spray.
OK, cool, you know the drill (roughly), and hose your freckle............
now comes my first question - do I trust the "jetwash"? If not, what do I do to ensure a thorough cleansing? Does this involve active dgital agitation? (ooooooh)

2) Having inflicted this procedure on the autre end, as recommended (no comment on the "hands-on" aspect), it has to be assumed that yer boom (for the benefit of those north of Watford) is damp, nay wet?

3) So what now? Wet botty, no bogroll, no towel, no bleedin nothing! So what to do? Rub your bum on the wall till its dry? Locate the sun and go for evaporation, Search your pocket/handbag for tissues? Pray for heavy gales?

As I typed this I could feel you ladies thinking " Whats the problem? "

Well, us guys dont tend to be as well ventilated, and pulling yer trousers up over a wet bum is not appealing..............looks like you've p*ssed yerself!

In case the thread has been lost.............fine to wash it, but how the hell do you dry it?

I've asked that many Indians, Goa and UK, and still cant get a sensible answer.................