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Old Sep 24th 2009 | 12:03 pm
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Hi,

I'm moving to Toronto as a skilled worker in a few weeks. I'm 27 and have always been pretty good with the ladies IMHO but my GF of some 5 years very recently decided that she will not be joining me (due to her ill Dad) and we've decided to go our separate ways which means I am young free and single. This leaves me with the prospect that I am most likely going to find my next lady (my wife even) in Canada. Can anybody give me a heads up? Do they like British men or will I be seen as an immigrant? How does one pull a Canadian girl? WHat strengths should I play to - what should I avoid? How do they differ from English ladies? Any experiences you want to share - good or bad - would be very much appreciated. Truth is that I am freaked out about going there alone now but still intend to. But, like most guys, I am better when I am all loved up than when I am all on my Sweeny Todd. I like the idea of an exotic foreign bird and I do OK with women but I was wondering if anyoine could give us a few tips or some advice. Cheers

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Hi,

I'm moving to Toronto as a skilled worker in a few weeks. I'm 27 and have always been pretty good with the ladies IMHO but my GF of some 5 years very recently decided that she will not be joining me (due to her ill Dad) and we've decided to go our separate ways which means I am young free and single. This leaves me with the prospect that I am most likely going to find my next lady (my wife even) in Canada. Can anybody give me a heads up? Do they like British men or will I be seen as an immigrant? How does one pull a Canadian girl? WHat strengths should I play to - what should I avoid? How do they differ from English ladies? Any experiences you want to share - good or bad - would be very much appreciated. Truth is that I am freaked out about going there alone now but still intend to. But, like most guys, I am better when I am all loved up than when I am all on my Sweeny Todd. I like the idea of an exotic foreign bird and I do OK with women but I was wondering if anyoine could give us a few tips or some advice. Cheers

Mike

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I think he should play on his modesty and obvious wit
 
Old Sep 24th 2009 | 12:12 pm
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Really? Play the intelligent role? WOW they are different from UK girls then! I'm a recent PhD grad going over there to take up a research position (shockingly well paid compared to UK options) - women over here tend to glass over as soon as I mention a three syllable word.
 
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How does one pull a Canadian girl?
Grab a leg or an arm and give her a tug, or maybe grab a fist full of hair.
 
Old Sep 24th 2009 | 12:20 pm
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Hmmm, sounds a touch rapey :-)
 
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Unlike European girls, Canadian girls love body hair. I don't know how well endowed you are in that department? Maybe you could use "Rogain." They especially like back hair, for some strange reason

They also like a really confident macho guy, and don't particularly like their BF's to wear aftershave or deoderant.

They aren't particularly good conversationalists, so the more you have to say the better: especially about sports.

Dancing: if you get your "bird" (over here they are chicks!) on the dance floor, it means she's gagging for it.

Necking: sloppy and wet is best.

Don't forget, you're competing with Canadian males, so just be really self assured about your inherent superiority.

















Oh, and er.... good luck!
 
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Unlike European girls, Canadian girls love body hair. I don't know how well endowed you are in that department? Maybe you could use "Rogain." They especially like back hair, for some strange reason

They also like a really confident macho guy, and don't particularly like their BF's to wear aftershave or deoderant.

They aren't particularly good conversationalists, so the more you have to say the better: especially about sports.

Dancing: if you get your "bird" (over here they are chicks!) on the dance floor, it means she's gagging for it.

Necking: sloppy and wet is best.

Don't forget, you're competing with Canadian males, so just be really self assured about your inherent superiority.

















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There's not any prescribed pulling technique specific for Canadians. If you could do it in the UK with girls other than the Vicky Pollard types then you'll have no trouble over here. They are generally easy to pull but not as easy as American birds. They all love tequila.
 
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I'm learning more from reversing the the sarcastic comments than the genuine advice - quality!
 
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The classic 'Got any English in you? Want some?.....' line works everytime.
 
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a hard slap on the ass followed by an "Eh baby!" is a good ice breaker.
 
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Default Re: Pulling birds in Toronto

Originally Posted by Mikefromleeds

Do they like British men or will I be seen as an immigrant?

Um...aren't they one and the same?? Surely a British guy new to Canada IS, in fact, an immigrant?
 
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In my limited experience post-Clinton Americans are a better bet than Canadians. What they don't count as sex serves one well through periods of domestic tension.
 
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I would say that attracting a partner wherever in the world you go would be the same - I don't think there is any magic formula or tricks. She either likes you or not.

Just be natural and yourself and if she likes you ......

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