Parrot to Canada
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#124
Re: Parrot to Canada
The guy behind the curtain was Freddie "parrotface" Davies, could not find any video of him doing his budgie jokes.
Last edited by kimilseung; Mar 21st 2012 at 1:07 am.
#125
Re: Parrot to Canada
For example, the OP's reality is one that prevents her from emigrating to Canada (except as per your original suggestion on the QE2), without subjecting her parrot to cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone else's reality is the she's, err, wrong-headed?
It's all quantum physics at the end.
#127
Re: Parrot to Canada
Aha. This is something I alluded to earlier and is based on the concept of wave- particle duality. A thing can be metric and imperial at the same time, it's just a matter of having a flexible view of perceived reality.
For example, the OP's reality is one that prevents her from emigrating to Canada (except as per your original suggestion on the QE2), without subjecting her parrot to cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone else's reality is the she's, err, wrong-headed?
It's all quantum physics at the end.
For example, the OP's reality is one that prevents her from emigrating to Canada (except as per your original suggestion on the QE2), without subjecting her parrot to cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone else's reality is the she's, err, wrong-headed?
It's all quantum physics at the end.
#128
Re: Parrot to Canada
As a student of alternative realities, I whistled in the dark, and eventually broke into the dog's foggy consciousness.
All's well that ends well, but I was forced to speculate on many deep matters, such as parrots.
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Re: Parrot to Canada
If the parrot escaped his cage, at 36000 feet, traveling at 500mph, could he have flown fast enough not to have been squashed into the back end?
#131
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Re: Parrot to Canada
My cat threatened to take his own life if we didnt bring him to Australia with us, seriously wanted to slit his own paws and did so.
However, with your parrot, I would recommend having him killed, stuffed and moved by animatronics, that way he will live on in your heart forever, he will never die because he is already dead and you wont have to worry about him going in the hold of the plane as you can pop him in your hand luggage.
Honestly, stuffed is the way to go - my cat is now stuffed, I allowed him to slit his own paws - you are right about animal depression, Gordon got so depressed he slit his paws with the lid of a Whiskas can, so we got him stuffed and he now takes pride of place on the mantlepiece along with our stuffed dog from London.
Stuffing is the only option and I hear parrots stuff rather well.
However, with your parrot, I would recommend having him killed, stuffed and moved by animatronics, that way he will live on in your heart forever, he will never die because he is already dead and you wont have to worry about him going in the hold of the plane as you can pop him in your hand luggage.
Honestly, stuffed is the way to go - my cat is now stuffed, I allowed him to slit his own paws - you are right about animal depression, Gordon got so depressed he slit his paws with the lid of a Whiskas can, so we got him stuffed and he now takes pride of place on the mantlepiece along with our stuffed dog from London.
Stuffing is the only option and I hear parrots stuff rather well.
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#135
Re: Parrot to Canada
Ok, ....... there is such a thing as taking a joke a little too far
It was funny at the beginning but OP did start this thread with a question and as the "helpful" stuff is no longer forthcoming I'm going to close the thread.
It was funny at the beginning but OP did start this thread with a question and as the "helpful" stuff is no longer forthcoming I'm going to close the thread.