Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
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Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
In other words: is the choice of programs shown in Canadian TV crap? (we are not talking about the quality of canadian made programmes here)
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
In other words: is the choice of programs shown in Canadian TV crap? (we are not talking about the quality of canadian made programmes here)
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
In other words: is the choice of programs shown in Canadian TV crap? (we are not talking about the quality of canadian made programmes here)
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
My vote: Yes
Why: too many adverts, very few films, dummies/mononeuron barbies (Cindy?) reporting the news on CTV, hour long features to discuss 30 second events on CBC, documentaries only on PBS if you are lucky or Discovery when they are not showing 'Monster Cars'... do not even get me started on Much Music, next time I am in Toronto I may enact that fantasy where I egg pellett the big window behind the presenters or show a big board along the lines 'PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR ONCE other than 50 Cent et. al.'.
Having said that, I am becoming a fan of the varied CBC radio, and Halifax has a good radio station variety. Also, I am reading a lot more books!
Luckily we got Torchwood (in a nice Cardiff accent) via recordable DVD at Christmas... for now I will live on Holmes on Homes and The Weather Network when I am not catching up on books or planning my garden.
Cheers
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
I never said Torchwood was any good but I watch it
Hey, it's better than Entertainment Tonight
Hey, it's better than Entertainment Tonight
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
It is indeed undeniably bad.
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Undeniably bad indeed... hence why we cut the cable to the minimum package (as we get the phone line from the same guys) and got a Satellite Radio (it has BBC Radio 1!) and have not looked back.
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Oh, the irony! Now you've got BBC Radio 1 (of all things) you've not looked back!
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Canadian TV should be considered in two perpsectives. Firstly since most of the channels / programmes we get are US, it's really US TV. And yes it's crap but a few minutes channel surfing through SKY in the UK is all one needs to realise that most of the TV in the UK is crap too. With the honorable exception of some of the terrestrial output and BBC specialist channels.
The second perspective is the 'made in Canada' programmes. Humour, with the exception of Rick Mercer and bits of 22 Minutes is lacking. I never got my head around Red Green or Trailer park boys and wonder what the hell the national broadcaster is doing wasting resources on Royal Air Farce. It would also be nice for Canadian TV, particularly CBC to have a few more adverts for variety's sake rather than showing the same ones continually and often twice in the same ad break. As a form of brainwashing it's hardly subtle.
I do like Holmes on Homes. The missus says it's because I have a gay crush on Mike H but it's really about education on Canadian house construction. And for the vicarious pleasure of other peoples stupidity. (What do you mean did we get a permit? )
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Well, it's the new normal, innit?
FWIW I watch BBC World News on CBC NW at 6:OO most nights, then eat, then watch Jeopardy on CTV at 7:30. Then check out Steve Palkin's "Agenda" on TVO. If it's not crap I'll do that until 9 many a time, then walk the dog.
This is all (nay more) than I expect from TV.
OK, add in EPL football on Saturday and the Blue Jays in season.
FWIW I watch BBC World News on CBC NW at 6:OO most nights, then eat, then watch Jeopardy on CTV at 7:30. Then check out Steve Palkin's "Agenda" on TVO. If it's not crap I'll do that until 9 many a time, then walk the dog.
This is all (nay more) than I expect from TV.
OK, add in EPL football on Saturday and the Blue Jays in season.
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
It certainly is; from my time living in Vancouver I can say thank heaven for the internet and bit-torrent. We live in an age where, increasingly, geographical location is not an insurmountable boundary to choice of media.
And "+1" to the internet radio, I'd miss my Radio 4 - not been a Radio 1 listener for a few years now, when we move over again this year that's one of the first items on the list for the kitchen
And "+1" to the internet radio, I'd miss my Radio 4 - not been a Radio 1 listener for a few years now, when we move over again this year that's one of the first items on the list for the kitchen
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
Returning to the topic, we don't watch all that much TV. The only de-rigeur shows are the 6pm BBC news and anything Souvette wants to watch. In the latter case, the pecking order is: anything from the UK, HGTV, French stuff, Mercer, the test card, Anglo Canadian stuff.
Steve Paikin is banned, as is Fred Langan, the only man capable of making Peter Mansbridge look exciting.
Does George Strombolopwhatever have a tongue piercing or just an irritating lisp?
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
Generally yes,
The only channels worth watching are: CBC occasionally (The Hour, News bulletins), MPIX/MFEST (NOT the main movie network channels), IFC, HGTV/BBC Canada/Discovery if you can tolerate the endless comercials, Comedy network for Simpsons/South park and a smidgen of the GSN for Millionaire. and maybe the Weather network. And BBC World
My parents had a particular fascination with the Weather network when they visited.
Oooh, and PBS. How could i forget PBS!!
The only channels worth watching are: CBC occasionally (The Hour, News bulletins), MPIX/MFEST (NOT the main movie network channels), IFC, HGTV/BBC Canada/Discovery if you can tolerate the endless comercials, Comedy network for Simpsons/South park and a smidgen of the GSN for Millionaire. and maybe the Weather network. And BBC World
My parents had a particular fascination with the Weather network when they visited.
Oooh, and PBS. How could i forget PBS!!
Last edited by neill; Jan 12th 2007 at 12:58 pm.
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Re: Is Canadian TV crap? Yes/No
Generally yes,
The only channels worth watching are: CBC occasionally (The Hour, News bulletins), MPIX/MFEST (NOT the main movie network channels), IFC, HGTV/BBC Canada/Discovery if you can tolerate the endless comercials, Comedy network for Simpsons/South park and a smidgen of the GSN for Millionaire. and maybe the Weather network. And BBC World
My parents had a particular fascination with the Weather network when they visited.
Oooh, and PBS. How could i forget PBS!!
The only channels worth watching are: CBC occasionally (The Hour, News bulletins), MPIX/MFEST (NOT the main movie network channels), IFC, HGTV/BBC Canada/Discovery if you can tolerate the endless comercials, Comedy network for Simpsons/South park and a smidgen of the GSN for Millionaire. and maybe the Weather network. And BBC World
My parents had a particular fascination with the Weather network when they visited.
Oooh, and PBS. How could i forget PBS!!