Your wish list
Dec 9th 2006, 1:16 am
#61
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
For my family and I all to be home together, fit and well, very soon .
Sorry its slushy, but its all i want in the world
Sorry its slushy, but its all i want in the world
Dec 9th 2006, 1:18 am
#62
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I shall confess to finding these weeks up to Christmas incredibly hard, I expect it will be better after Boxing Day.
Did you feel like that?
Did you feel like that?
It does get easier in time though, but it does take time
Hugs hun ((((x))))
Dec 9th 2006, 1:21 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
Yes, we all did hun. My Dad died in 1981 when I was 12. The number two xmas single that year was..... Daddy's Home by (sodding) Cliff Richards. It was like torture, everyone going quiet and not knowing what to say etc when it was on the TV or radio.
It does get easier in time though, but it does take time Hugs hun ((((x))))
It does get easier in time though, but it does take time
Hugs hun ((((x))))Thank you, it makes me feel better to know it gets easier.
Talking of Cliff Richard, I cannot bring myself to listen to him. He makes feel ill. I remember the rumour that said he had a colostomy bag and that didnt help at all.
Then he sung Millenium prayer and the whole world vomited. :scared:
Dec 9th 2006, 1:21 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
Yes, we all did hun. My Dad died in 1981 when I was 12. The number two xmas single that year was..... Daddy's Home by (sodding) Cliff Richards. It was like torture, everyone going quiet and not knowing what to say etc when it was on the TV or radio.
It does get easier in time though, but it does take time Hugs hun ((((x))))
It does get easier in time though, but it does take time
Hugs hun ((((x))))I'm sure you're right about the time thing Hevs, its just that getting to that point ain't easy, is it.
Dec 9th 2006, 1:28 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Thank you, it makes me feel better to know it gets easier.
Talking of Cliff Richard, I cannot bring myself to listen to him. He makes feel ill. I remember the rumour that said he had a colostomy bag and that didnt help at all.
Then he sung Millenium prayer and the whole world vomited. :scared:
Talking of Cliff Richard, I cannot bring myself to listen to him. He makes feel ill. I remember the rumour that said he had a colostomy bag and that didnt help at all.
Then he sung Millenium prayer and the whole world vomited. :scared:
Sorry Poll. God i'm thoughless sometimes
SLAP!
Dec 9th 2006, 1:35 am
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Re: Your wish list
Hevs, I shudder at the thought of Cliff twitching away as he sings his songs, with his face having had so much plastic surgery that his mouth should really be on his head and his testicles dangling from his chin.
And there are always school children singing in the background.
We need to stop Colostomy Cliff right away for the good of the nation.
I actually think Cliff has been dead years and is moved by batteries.
And there are always school children singing in the background.
We need to stop Colostomy Cliff right away for the good of the nation.
I actually think Cliff has been dead years and is moved by batteries.
Dec 9th 2006, 1:36 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Hevs, I shudder at the thought of Cliff twitching away as he sings his songs, with his face having had so much plastic surgery that his mouth should really be on his head and his testicles dangling from his chin.
And there are always school children singing in the background.
We need to stop Colostomy Cliff right away for the good of the nation.
I actually think Cliff has been dead years and is moved by batteries.
And there are always school children singing in the background.
We need to stop Colostomy Cliff right away for the good of the nation.
I actually think Cliff has been dead years and is moved by batteries.
Dec 9th 2006, 1:40 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
STOP IT! making me laugh is NOT funny. Although Matt and Leah seem to have made it their main source of enjoyment
Ive got one of his bloody songs in my head now!
I shall sing Avid Merrions 'Proper Crimbo' song as that made me laugh.
'Come sing with me - proper Crimbo'
'So excited you might wee - proper Crimbo'
You probably havent heard that one?
I liked it.
Dec 9th 2006, 1:42 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Ive got one of his bloody songs in my head now!
I shall sing Avid Merrions 'Proper Crimbo' song as that made me laugh.
'Come sing with me - proper Crimbo'
'So excited you might wee - proper Crimbo'
You probably havent heard that one?
I liked it.
I shall sing Avid Merrions 'Proper Crimbo' song as that made me laugh.
'Come sing with me - proper Crimbo'
'So excited you might wee - proper Crimbo'
You probably havent heard that one?
I liked it.
Dec 9th 2006, 1:48 am
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Re: Your wish list
Can I win the lottery please????
failing that world peace and an end to human suffering will do ....
oh, and make sure hevs and family are all together and well, and for all those without their mams and dads arent too sad.
... and for my OH to stop pestering me for sex
failing that world peace and an end to human suffering will do ....
oh, and make sure hevs and family are all together and well, and for all those without their mams and dads arent too sad.
... and for my OH to stop pestering me for sex
Dec 9th 2006, 1:51 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
... and for my OH to stop pestering me for sex
LMAO
Dec 9th 2006, 1:54 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
Sorry Poll. God i'm thoughless sometimes
SLAP! , so being prepared is good
Dec 9th 2006, 2:01 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Ooh, no I didn't mean it like that - I really meant, thats one I hadn't thought of, but now its in my mind I'll be ready to hear it, and I'll cope better that way - so really you've done me a good turn! Don't think The Bloke could cope with me bursting into tears in the middle of Coles , so being prepared is good
, so being prepared is good 
I'm sure we all have due to the crapness of the store surely The Bloke will cope
Hes a good man.xx
Dec 9th 2006, 2:06 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
You mean to say you havn't ever burst into tears in the middle of Coles? I'm sure we all have due to the crapness of the store surely
I'm sure we all have due to the crapness of the store surely
Originally Posted by hevs
The Bloke will cope Hes a good man.xx
Hes a good man.xx
Dec 9th 2006, 2:09 am
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Re: Your wish list
Originally Posted by hevs
No i havn't, you nutter
Im trying to revise for my computer exams on Monday but its no good, I have to write you your very own Christmas song.
Dashing through the snow, on the BE open Sleigh
Bordy shouts 'Ho Ho' and is yelling all the way
Hup and Soapy cry, they want to find their gifts
Hevs is grinning wide and bright and flashes them her tits
(chorus)
Hey jingle bells jingle bells Santa's getting fat
See him in a red G string looking like a twat
Ho jingle bells jingle bells will old Santa fit
Down my tight narrow chimney pipe and fill it up with shit
Northern bird is tired, Hels is getting slow
Princess will not sleep, she wants to hear 'ho ho'
Margaret, Cas and Sue say that they've been good
Busterboy is curious to pull old Santas hood
(chorus)
Hey jingle bells jingle bells Santa's coming to dig
Whipping out his penis just to show the girls he's big
Hey jingle bells jingle bells Hevs will tie him up
She'll put him in her santa sock to hide him from dear Hup.
Princess is awake, the girls are being bad
The boys are having pillow fights and Arkon has gone mad
The moderators come and send them off to bed
Tells them if they are not good, Santa will smack them round the head
(chorus)
Hey jingle bells jingle bells you'll never know what comes
Say your prayers and eat your greens or Polly will tell your mum
Jingle bells jingle bells merry christmas to you all
If Santa doesnt bring what you want then kick him in the balls.
