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paulry

Nov 17th 2013 6:03 am

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by old.sparkles (Post 10994691)

.....and doesn't grow where it should?

Exactly :nod:

RedDragon2008

Nov 21st 2013 11:32 am

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

YKYNLYW

you step past the porches, the Aston, the Ferrari

and step inside a Mulsanne

:D

ukecadet

Nov 21st 2013 11:38 am

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

YKYNLYW

When you can't get to the phone before the answer machine kicks in

scottishcelts

Nov 21st 2013 12:52 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

you have to start waxing yer arsehole.

spouse of scouse

Nov 21st 2013 1:01 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 11001423)

you have to start waxing yer arsehole.

Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

:lol:

scottishcelts

Nov 21st 2013 10:07 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 11001445)

Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

:lol:

:lol:

moneypenny20

Nov 22nd 2013 10:07 am

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 11001445)

Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

:lol:

:rofl:

Bernieboy

Nov 22nd 2013 2:29 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 11001423)

you have to start waxing yer arsehole.

That's a lot of wax in yer case:lol::eek::scarper:

carolinephillips

Nov 22nd 2013 8:13 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

YKYNLYW.... you don't even care that you have a hairy undercarriage, and anyway it blends in with your grey undies.:thumbdown:

paulry

Nov 22nd 2013 9:52 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

....you have all the gadgetry that you want, and some more.

scottishcelts

Nov 22nd 2013 10:29 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 11003012)

That's a lot of wax in yer case:lol::eek::scarper:

:sneaky:

scrubbedexpat098

Nov 22nd 2013 11:08 pm

Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Quote:

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 11001445)

Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

:lol:

that's like the 2 ladies in a beauty parlour, one says 'i'm getting my arsehole bleached' the other one says 'can't really imagine your Dave as a blonde' :D

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