You know you're no longer young when...
 

...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

When the restaurant waiter ask's if you would like yer meal pureed:blink:

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

Having sex at school is REALLY wrong.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

When young men offer help and it's not because they fancy you!

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

I was asked for ID at the local pub only last week..... I'm 54.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

Perfunctory check

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

I don't doubt it

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

I've been grunting on the way down for years.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

Your firstborn celebrates his 34th birthday. (Mine does next week)

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

The xray department no longer ask if you are likely to be pregnant (woman only!!!)

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

You remember the music from of the year the current crop of celebs/musos were born in.

You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

You see younger girls in really skimpy stuff and think 'Is there any need for that?'

Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.

Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.:lol:

Re: You know you're no longer young when...
 

your BOSS is the same age or younger than your kids.

BB