Originally Posted by Amazulu

That would be a fun drive across the Nullabor

Originally Posted by Jan4kids

YKYIAW Your ready salted chips/crisps are in a blue packet not a red one

Originally Posted by paulry

You have bar-like conversations with Woolies checkout girls. Today, I collected my son from college and we popped into Woollies for a few things on the way home. The chirpy smiling checkout girl says to us "Happy Poets Day", Yeah okay I thought and smiled politely back at her. Next she says "Do you know what poets day is all about?" "...Uh no" I replied. So she shouts at the top of her voice "P**s Off Early - Tomorrow Saturday!!!" and then proceeded to laugh uncontrollably like an Aussie Barbara Windsor. :dropjaw::bemusedlook: x 2

Originally Posted by sammax

When the toilet paper is scented. I only realised after about 8 or nine years of living here that loo paper only came in white (if you don't count the little pictures and embossing on it, that is).

Originally Posted by sammax

When the toilet paper is scented. I only realised after about 8 or nine years of living here that loo paper only came in white (if you don't count the little pictures and embossing on it, that is).

Originally Posted by Scubaemma

As it should be. Anything other than white toilet roll should be illegal, it's so wrong

Originally Posted by sammax

When the toilet paper is scented. I only realised after about 8 or nine years of living here that loo paper only came in white (if you don't count the little pictures and embossing on it, that is).

Originally Posted by Beaverstate

Scented? how? lemon, rose petals, cinnamon. mountain spring, flowered meadow, spring shower? It's still poo, just flush quick and often.

Originally Posted by moneypenny20

I have no idea what the smell is supposed to be but the one time I bought it by mistake the pack had to stay out on the verandah for a fortnight until the smell had gone. I'd rather smell shit to be honest.

Originally Posted by moneypenny20

I have no idea what the smell is supposed to be but the one time I bought it by mistake the pack had to stay out on the verandah for a fortnight until the smell had gone. I'd rather smell shit to be honest.

Originally Posted by Scubaemma

As it should be. Anything other than white toilet roll should be illegal, it's so wrong

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

You mean you don't like 80's pastel peach bog roll?